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Tell you the "L" word? Ok. LEAVE! 
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And why do they call you teabag?
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It's a wonder your guts don't fall out..!!
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Here? No? Here? No? Here? No? Well I'd screw it if I could find it but all your fat rolls are in the way! Gonna have to roll you in flour and f*ck the wetspot!
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What do you mean you can only get it up at your parents house???? And in bunk beds???????
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There's no such thing as erectile disfunction. The correct medical term is fat, ugly wife.
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First day with your new penis?
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Dont tell me what we did tonight, I dont want to remember.
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"Can you hand me that thingy over there with the twissle tongue en 5 inch..."
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OMG what have i started here
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oooops sorry, gatta go!
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O 'mi gosh, you guys are hilarious.
My contributions: "Now, about that whole life policy..." "You gonna eat that?" 
"You know the audition is tomorrow, right?" "Well, at least I get to hear Letterman's top ten." Finally, "You look really proud of yourself." |
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TO BIG -- IT JUST WONT WORK --
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Honey, your looking for Captain Kirk.He's the only one that where men will never go!
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LADIES* LADIES* LADIES* (MY APOLOGY) To any; on this thread, for an un-wanted compliment I may have given out. (WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN)
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Is it over ALREADY?!?!?
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God, I'm new to this place so please tell me these are not things everyone's heard personally?
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God, I'm new to this place so please tell me these are not things everyone's heard personally? HaHa I have never been told nor have I said ANY of these statements.
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Did we just do something I'm not aware of?
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Did we just do something I'm not aware of?
That's a good one
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