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Pull my finger..........ROTFLMAO..!!! Very good :-)
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will you still respect me in the morning?
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WOW... all my buddies are going to love you!
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you SURE you don't need Viagra?
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what do you mean no watching the smurfs next time?
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Wait there...I have to upload the video to youtube :-)
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did I mention that I am part of a reality show?
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It looked bigger on cam!!
Damn I never seen nothing like that before, caves are usally smaller My blowup doll is a better lay Don't mind if I stalk you, do ya |
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I had better sex with the miracle whip jar last night.
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I PROMISE your wife wont find out.
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ummm...........you didn't look the same at the bar.
Get out.... |
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could you loan me some cab fare?
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No you cant come into my tent! I dont want you to know where I live. . . Ever.
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are you cold?
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Wow, I was only gone for 15 minutes.....and we have 5 pages, ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!
"What was that, a mosquito?" |
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Is that supposed to be bleeding that badly?
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Can I braid your hairy legs?
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Thats not the rate we agreed on!
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"DUTCH OVEN!!!"*pulls blanket over her head
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You should have handle bars strapped to your back....
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