At a local dance hall, Denzil said to me, "I really fancy that lady in the red dress."

I told him, "That lady is a lesbian."

He said, "I don't care where she is from." and he wandered over to where she was standing.

"Hello there", he said, "what part of Lesbiania are you from."

"No, no, you don't understand, let me explain. I am a lesbian" she said.

She continued, "Do you see that blond lady standing at the door? Well I'd like to pull off that tight top she is wearing and fondle her breasts."

Denzil replied, "I think I must be a lesbian too."

Hint: Lisbon is the capital of Portugal.