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I'm single, but once in a while I come across funny free marriage tips. Here is one.....
Don't ask your wife when dinner will be ready, while she is mowing the lawn. |
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Don't tell your wife the wrong answer when she says "Do I look fat in this dress?"
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The two most valuable words for married guys is "Yes dear ".
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Don't tell your wife the wrong answer when she says "Do I look fat in this dress?" That's too funny. lol |
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The two most valuable words for married guys is "Yes dear ". Rolling my eyes..... |
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dont ask the wife when she is coming to bed... she is gonna say ... right after I finish up the dishes...
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dont ask the wife when she is coming to bed... she is gonna say ... right after I finish up the dishes... You men are so funny, thanks for the laughs. :) |
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Don't ever say you the head of the house .. cause she is gonna say .. yeah ! I am the neck that turns it !!!
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Best tip
Stay single |
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Best tip Stay single Signed |
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Don't try to "talk about the relationship" when footie is on the telly.
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Don't ever try to compare her to your favourite movie star , unless you are a Tom Cruise lookalike!!
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dont try to ask the wife wheres her wedding Ring...she would tell you...dont u see ..i have suffeRING,enduRING,And 2 RINGS around my eyes?
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Just Do It!
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I want to ask you something why am single
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