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Sam goes into a shop and lays his peni$ on the counter.
He says, "Can you fix that, please?" The woman shopkeeper says, "I think sir, that you have mis-read the sign above the shop door. It says, "CLOCK REPAIRS". "OK", says Sam, "Can you put a couple of hands on that?" |
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