A guy is imprisoned for his first time

On his first night, a few minutes after lights-out, his cellmate moves closer to the cell-bars.

A while later, someone from another cell shouts "Number 13!". His cellmate and the entire block bursts into laughter. The new prisoner finds this strange.

Shortly after they were done laughing, another inmate shouts "33!" and the entire block of inmates again started laughing.
"27!" Shouted another inmate. More laughter followed. The new prisoner is now completely puzzled.

"What's going on? Why is everyone laughing at numbers?" He asks the cellmate.
"Oh!" Replied the cellmate, still giggling. "Thing is, we've been in here for so long, we told the same jokes until we eventually knew them all, so we decided to give them numbers, so that instead of saying the entire joke, you just say the number and we know which one it is!".

Astonished, the new prisoner decides to see if that's true. He goes over to the cell bars and shouts "Number 72!".
All the inmates explode into a massive laughter, and the entire block is roaring, to a point where his cellmate is now on the floor, rolling with laughter. The new prisoner is now dumbstruck and completely lost.

"Which one is number 72?" He asks the cellmate.
In between laughs, while trying to catch his breath, his cellmate replies "We've never heard that one before!"

KeepSmiling.

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up", said the sarcastic teacher.‍🦱

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.🦶

"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?", inquired the teacher with a sneer. 🤨

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
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Funny Robin .
A teacher asks her class “Where does God live?” Little Johnny raises his hand and answers “He lives in my bathroom.” Teacher “Why do you say that?” Johnny “Because every time my dad knocks on the bathroom door he says ‘God are you still in there’!”.

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Funny Robin .

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Once there was a guy named Bill who wanted a horse. On Craigslist, Bill saw a Christian horse so he went to check it out. When Bill got to the ranch, the horse's owner said "It's easy to ride him. Just say 'praise the Lord' to make him go, and 'amen' to make him stop." Bill got on the horse and said "praise the Lord." the horse started to walk. "Praise the Lord, praise the Lord, praise the Lord" and the horse is running. Now Bill sees the cliff and says: "AMEN." The horse stops and Bill says: "Whew! Praise the lord!"

Funny Robin . I’ve told this one before.

Yes i too had read it before...

A man is walking through his local mall and notices a Mexican book store.

He decides to go in because he has never seen a Mexican book store before. He browses through the store and finally asks the clerk, "Do you have the book on Donald Trump's foreign policies with Mexico?"

The clerk replies, "F#ck you, get out, stay out!"

The man replies, "Yeah, that's the one!"

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Funny Robin .

The little boy kills a butterfly.
Dad say, "No butter for two weeks|"

The little boy kills a honeybee.
Day says, " No honey for two weeks|"

Mom kills a cockroach.
The little boy turns to his Dad and says,
Are you gonna tell her or should i do it?"

Funny Robin .

Sorry, finger mistook
Day - Dad..

Thank You @JulieABush

A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out. 🤰

As he walked to the door she yelled, "I hope you die a long, slow, painful death."

He turned around and said, "So, you want me to stay?"