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I don't have a joke to tell, but in your mind just assume I wrote the best joke you've ever heard and laugh  An You just assume V laughter a loud |
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Too bad
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Mingle2 Those who are single, Let’s sing this song together: Single bells Single bells Single all the way Oh what fun it is to watch those couples fight all day. Yay… 
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This place seems like fun. I should use this app more. |
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A Cop stops a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He directs the man to blow into a breathalyzer.   Man: “I’m afraid I can’t do that, officer.”  Cop: “What’s the harm?”  ♀️Man: “Because I have asthma. If I blow into that tube, I might have an asthma attack.”  Cop: “All right, we’ll just get a urine sample at the station.” ♀️Man: “I can’t do that, officer.” Cop: “What’s the harm?” ♀️Man: “Because I have diabetes. If I pee in a cup, I might get low blood sugar.” Cop: “All right, we’ll take a blood sample.” ♀️Man: “I can’t do that, officer.”  Cop: “What’s the harm?” ♀️Man: “Because I have hemophilia. I could die if I give blood.” Cop: “All right, just walk this white line.” ♀️Man: “I can’t do that, officer.” Cop: “What’s the harm?” ♀️Man: “Because I’m drunk.” 🥴 KeepSmiling
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That was a good one!
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when I tell her i am 17 they block me.When I tell him i am 19 they reply.
you face it |
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What is red and has 7 dents? Snow Whites cherry.
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What is red and has 7 dents? Snow Whites cherry. I've been reminded of another meaning of cherry, i.e. h---n. |
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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage (Read from bottom to top)  Keep Smiling That's a good one, 
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I saw a customer where a t-shirt that reads as follows:
I’m a multitasker: I can listen, ignore and forget all at the same time. |
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LOL
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LOL
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Wow
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