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Topic: Funny😂😂🤣
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Thu 08/31/23 09:17 AM
I don't have a joke to tell, but in your mind just assume I wrote the best joke you've ever heard and laugh :joy:

An You just assume V laughter a loud

sherye wright 's photo
Fri 09/22/23 06:55 AM
Too bad

Betty Watson's photo
Sat 09/23/23 08:22 AM

Mingle2

Those who are single, Let’s sing this song together:
Single bells
Single bells
Single all the way
Oh what fun it is to watch
those couples fight all day. Yay…

:grin::grin::grin:
@copy-right-paste:smile:



This place seems like fun. I should use this app more.

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Wed 03/13/24 01:08 AM

A Cop stops a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He directs the man to blow into a breathalyzer. :raised_hand::speaking_head:

Man:  “I’m afraid I can’t do that, officer.” :worried:

Cop: “What’s the harm?” :cop:‍♀️

Man:  “Because I have asthma. If I blow into that tube, I might have an asthma attack.”:unamused:

Cop: “All right, we’ll just get a urine sample at the station.”:cop:‍♀️

Man:  “I can’t do that, officer.”:worried:

Cop: “What’s the harm?”:cop:‍♀️

Man:  “Because I have diabetes. If I pee in a cup, I might get low blood sugar.”:unamused:

Cop: “All right, we’ll take a blood sample.” :cop:‍♀️

Man:  “I can’t do that, officer.”:slight_frown:

Cop: “What’s the harm?” :cop:‍♀️

Man:  “Because I have hemophilia. I could die if I give blood.”:unamused:

Cop: “All right, just walk this white line.”:cop:‍♀️

Man:  “I can’t do that, officer.”:worried:

Cop: “What’s the harm?” :cop:‍♀️

Man:  “Because I’m drunk.” 🥴

:grin:Keep:grin:Smiling:grin:

Polo's photo
Fri 03/29/24 09:32 PM
That was a good one!

Pankaj 's photo
Sun 04/21/24 05:37 AM
when I tell her i am 17 they block me.When I tell him i am 19 they reply.
you face it

Kentoo's photo
Tue 04/23/24 10:37 PM
What is red and has 7 dents? Snow Whites cherry.

sonofrangi's photo
Fri 04/26/24 01:50 AM
laugh laugh laugh

sonofrangi's photo
Fri 04/26/24 01:50 AM
rofl rofl

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Fri 04/26/24 12:45 PM

What is red and has 7 dents? Snow Whites cherry.

I've been reminded of another meaning of cherry, i.e. h---n.

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Wed 10/16/24 05:05 AM
Before Marriage:

Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No don't even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will.
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: Never. Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get.
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy?
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Darling!

After Marriage
(Read from bottom to top)
:slight_smile:Keep Smiling:upside_down:

That's a good one, :flag_um:

JulieABush's photo
Sat 10/19/24 03:38 AM
I saw a customer where a t-shirt that reads as follows:
I’m a multitasker: I can listen, ignore and forget all at the same time.

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Tue 10/29/24 11:42 AM
LOL

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Tue 10/29/24 11:46 AM
LOL

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Tue 10/29/24 11:49 AM
Wow:smile:

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Fri 03/21/25 03:05 PM
🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Sat 07/12/25 02:57 PM
I told her I needed a Phillips screwdriver, and she went to the fridge. I was so surprised when she poured a glass of orange juice. Then she went to the bar, put in a double shot of vodka, and gave me the glass. I looked down, and it said Phillip on it. She said it was her dad's name too, and she had no clue you could fix things with drinks.

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Wed 10/01/25 02:21 PM
they feel free with the money guy! how then those broken...?

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