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Ryan Crooks Joined Tue 01/31/23 Posts: 6	Tue 07/04/23 09:05 AM Topic: Funny😂😂🤣
last night I was sleeping with my window open and I could hear my neighbours in bed. I wanted to say something so they'd hear me so in my best mortal kombat voice I said finish her they heard me and laughed. funny thing is about 20 minutes later I heard him say round 2 fight

Ryan Crooks Joined Tue 01/31/23 Posts: 6	Tue 07/04/23 05:48 AM Topic: Funny😂😂🤣
Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage (Read from bottom to top) Keep Smiling 🤣🤣this cheered me up

Ryan Crooks Joined Tue 01/31/23 Posts: 6	Tue 07/04/23 05:45 AM Topic: Dirty mind or innocent character ?
Unless you’re dating someone who has multiple personalities, the two cannot be mixed. Once a mind has been tarnished by dirt, it cannot revert to innocence. Dirty mind 100% - especially if you’re creative and have a great imagination. actually I have a lot of dirty jokes but am also innocent and I only have the one personality

Ryan Crooks Joined Tue 01/31/23 Posts: 6	Sat 02/04/23 05:14 AM Topic: Funny😂😂🤣
Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage (Read from bottom to top) Keep Smiling

Ryan Crooks Joined Tue 01/31/23 Posts: 6	Sat 02/04/23 05:14 AM Topic: Funny😂😂🤣
Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage (Read from bottom to top) Keep Smiling