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Topic: What I have discovered about men ...
Blondey111 Joined Sun 01/27/13 Posts: 9013	Tue 10/19/21 10:58 PM
More than a quarter of British men actually think they have man periods known as “beeroids” ... bless their big cotton socks lol 69% of men don’t wash their hands every time they use a urinal or toilet ........ ..ewww... tell me it ain’t so !!!! Iron crotch training is a thing .. it is an ancient martial arts which involves a heavy log fired at the groin to build strength and stamina .......... I hope they practise with a soft cake log first During the festive season .. Some men hang mistletoe and shiny baubles from their beard (or anatomy) . .. ... That is all well and good but I still expect a gift lmao Admittedly “metro men” magazine may not be the most reliable source to make discoveries about men Share something you have discovered about the opposite sex

Poetrywriter Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 22675	Wed 10/20/21 04:17 AM
Iron crotch training is a thing .. it is an ancient martial arts which involves a heavy log fired at the groin to build strength and stamina .......... I hope they practise with a soft cake log first The only thing that would do for me is cause pain and give me a high pitch voice!

Larsi666 😽 Joined Wed 01/31/18 Posts: 17181	Wed 10/20/21 05:22 AM
I discovered, that 95% of Irish women never go to the toilet on their own And at least 99% of them wear antlers at around christmas

McSeanMD Joined Thu 09/30/21 Posts: 110	Wed 10/20/21 05:48 AM
I discovered, that 95% of Irish women never go to the toilet on their own And at least 99% of them wear antlers at around christmas I've yet to see an Irish women go anywhere alone, let alone the toilet.

Tom4Uhere Joined Sat 12/17/16 Posts: 16240	Wed 10/20/21 06:32 AM
69% of men don’t wash their hands every time they use a urinal or toilet Real men don't piss on their hands... Men are usually 'prouder the louder' they belch or fart, women try to hide it. A man takes great pleasure in peeing on things. They also tend to enjoy peeing from great heights like cliffs, tops of buildings and cell towers. They also tend to spit for distance and accuracy. Men tend to sit in positions which accommodate their balls. Men tend to wear 'beer goggles' more than women. A man eats like a dog, with gusto. Women tend to eat like birds, peckish. The only time a man will talk about feelings, romance, and sensitive subjects is when he has to. Most men talk about technical or physical things when talking amongst themselves. Women thrive on emotional, romantic talk. Give a man a sledgehammer and tell him to smash something for fun and he will go at it with all he has. Most women won't even hold the sledgehammer. Many men love using chainsaws and jackhammers. Many women love watching men use chainsaws and jackhammers. When gifting other men, a man will usually give something which is useful. Women tend to gift things which hold emotional meaning. To many men, seeing jewelry, they see money or wealth. Many women see 'pretty'. Some men see a woman in a dress as easy access. Women see dresses as 'pretty'. Sometimes men become more aroused when they see a woman in a lot of clothes. They tend to enjoy the anticipation which comes from removing each piece to reveal the prize inside. Men tend to be competitive, women tend to be sensitive.

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45397	Wed 10/20/21 08:00 AM
They really do NOT listen. They can parrot what you said upon request though...squeaking by.

Unknow Joined Sat 04/28/18 Posts: 1861	Wed 10/20/21 08:12 AM
< Nods. Wasn't listening. Hopes she does not request that I repeat.

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45397	Wed 10/20/21 08:32 AM
hahahahahahahahah

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21821	Wed 10/20/21 08:44 AM
Saw a movie once where a guy said, "you can tell a lot about a man whether he washes his hands before or after peeing".

222Occassion Joined Thu 02/09/17 Posts: 72	Wed 10/20/21 12:48 PM
A mans faults are plenty but a woman only has two faults. Everything they say and everything they do.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Wed 10/20/21 01:29 PM
A mans faults are plenty but a woman only has two faults. Everything they say and everything they do. Why am I suddenly thinking of the expression "Dead man walking"?

Blondey111 Joined Sun 01/27/13 Posts: 9013	Wed 10/20/21 02:34 PM
Iron crotch training is a thing .. it is an ancient martial arts which involves a heavy log fired at the groin to build strength and stamina .......... I hope they practise with a soft cake log first The only thing that would do for me is cause pain and give me a high pitch voice! hi poetry ... I can post the video if you want to see the size of the log .. it is massive !!!!

Blondey111 Joined Sun 01/27/13 Posts: 9013	Wed 10/20/21 02:37 PM
I discovered, that 95% of Irish women never go to the toilet on their own And at least 99% of them wear antlers at around christmas neither surprises me larsi .. women are super cute

Blondey111 Joined Sun 01/27/13 Posts: 9013	Wed 10/20/21 02:42 PM
I discovered, that 95% of Irish women never go to the toilet on their own And at least 99% of them wear antlers at around christmas I've yet to see an Irish women go anywhere alone, let alone the toilet. curious McSean ...why do you think that is ??? ... Are irish men such a handful . . the ladies feel like they need backup lol.

Blondey111 Joined Sun 01/27/13 Posts: 9013	Wed 10/20/21 02:54 PM
69% of men don’t wash their hands every time they use a urinal or toilet Real men don't piss on their hands... Men are usually 'prouder the louder' they belch or fart, women try to hide it. A man takes great pleasure in peeing on things. They also tend to enjoy peeing from great heights like cliffs, tops of buildings and cell towers. They also tend to spit for distance and accuracy. Men tend to sit in positions which accommodate their balls. Men tend to wear 'beer goggles' more than women. A man eats like a dog, with gusto. Women tend to eat like birds, peckish. The only time a man will talk about feelings, romance, and sensitive subjects is when he has to. Most men talk about technical or physical things when talking amongst themselves. Women thrive on emotional, romantic talk. Give a man a sledgehammer and tell him to smash something for fun and he will go at it with all he has. Most women won't even hold the sledgehammer. Many men love using chainsaws and jackhammers. Many women love watching men use chainsaws and jackhammers. When gifting other men, a man will usually give something which is useful. Women tend to gift things which hold emotional meaning. To many men, seeing jewelry, they see money or wealth. Many women see 'pretty'. Some men see a woman in a dress as easy access. Women see dresses as 'pretty'. Sometimes men become more aroused when they see a woman in a lot of clothes. They tend to enjoy the anticipation which comes from removing each piece to reveal the prize inside. Men tend to be competitive, women tend to be sensitive. thanks for all the insight Tom. .. I wear lots of dresses .. not all of them with the intention of easy access in mind . usually my dress choice has more to do with the occasion .. environment , weather and mood ... . but you are right ... I do associate wearing a dress as pretty , feminine and sexy

Redrider1500 Joined Wed 04/25/18 Posts: 865	Wed 10/20/21 03:04 PM Edited by Redrider1500 on Wed 10/20/21 03:04 PM
They really do NOT listen. They can parrot what you said upon request though...squeaking by. I found a good many of them tend to talk to a man when he's doing something. Say something important while your back is turned. Won't speak up. Assume that you know why they're mad. And since I'm a man, I'm always wrong. (The last one irritates the life out of me)

Blondey111 Joined Sun 01/27/13 Posts: 9013	Wed 10/20/21 03:08 PM
They really do NOT listen. They can parrot what you said upon request though...squeaking by. soufie .. I blame a short attention span for men not listening ... they can certainly have selective hearing .

Blondey111 Joined Sun 01/27/13 Posts: 9013	Wed 10/20/21 03:11 PM
< Nods. Wasn't listening. Hopes she does not request that I repeat. that was pretty funny maximus

Blondey111 Joined Sun 01/27/13 Posts: 9013	Wed 10/20/21 03:13 PM
Saw a movie once where a guy said, "you can tell a lot about a man whether he washes his hands before or after peeing". what was the movie moto ?

Blondey111 Joined Sun 01/27/13 Posts: 9013	Wed 10/20/21 03:17 PM
A mans faults are plenty but a woman only has two faults. Everything they say and everything they do. are you quoting someone else or is that something you believe ???