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Oh I hear ya! It's the same from both angles, we are far from perfect.. Speak for yourself ;-) 1) Cursing for no reason ^^^. 2) Comb-overs that get lifted by the wind. 3) Braggarts without backup. 4) If your arms touch the ground when walking upright. 5) No rhythm. Cursing....there's always a reason ![]() Comb overs.... grab a razor, it's over - deal with it Braggers.... Yup - better back it up Arms touching the ground..... Some people find Ron Pearlman and Vin Diesel attractive - I don't see it. Both are apes No rhythm... then you go on top |
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if malt vinegar is a repellant no wonder the guys in canada don't score in a pub...being from the states you go to a pub in canada and ask for fries you never know what u might get as a condiment i kid u not....condiments i have been given....mayonnaise, mustard, fry sauce-combination of stuff...almost never ketchup and drum roll malt vinegar which i grew to love on fries...don't knock it till you tried it and if cholesterol isn't a problem have poutine, fries with gravy and cheese-yum...don't tell your dr. you eat this
oh almost forgot the post-chick repellant, speaking of your ex, oggling too hard or not hard enough. showing a bulge below the belt line, not showing a bulge below the belt line, this is dependent on type of woman. and drum roll, being on fixed income such as social security and not having a car or much spending money..living in a hostel and unable to take them home is also a good one... |
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if malt vinegar is a repellant no wonder the guys in canada don't score in a pub...being from the states you go to a pub in canada and ask for fries you never know what u might get as a condiment i kid u not....condiments i have been given....mayonnaise, mustard, fry sauce-combination of stuff...almost never ketchup and drum roll malt vinegar which i grew to love on fries...don't knock it till you tried it and if cholesterol isn't a problem have poutine, fries with gravy and cheese-yum...don't tell your dr. you eat this oh almost forgot the post-chick repellant, speaking of your ex, oggling too hard or not hard enough. showing a bulge below the belt line, not showing a bulge below the belt line, this is dependent on type of woman. and drum roll, being on fixed income such as social security and not having a car or much spending money..living in a hostel and unable to take them home is also a good one... Quite logical to offer mayonnaise with fries :) You can't eat fries without mayo! |
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if malt vinegar is a repellant no wonder the guys in canada don't score in a pub...being from the states you go to a pub in canada and ask for fries you never know what u might get as a condiment i kid u not....condiments i have been given....mayonnaise, mustard, fry sauce-combination of stuff...almost never ketchup and drum roll malt vinegar which i grew to love on fries...don't knock it till you tried it and if cholesterol isn't a problem have poutine, fries with gravy and cheese-yum...don't tell your dr. you eat this oh almost forgot the post-chick repellant, speaking of your ex, oggling too hard or not hard enough. showing a bulge below the belt line, not showing a bulge below the belt line, this is dependent on type of woman. and drum roll, being on fixed income such as social security and not having a car or much spending money..living in a hostel and unable to take them home is also a good one... Quite logical to offer mayonnaise with fries :) You can't eat fries without mayo! You can't eat fries without malt vinegar. Fries, fish, pickled egg and pickled onions, liberally coated with luverly vinegar, Yum.. |
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if malt vinegar is a repellant no wonder the guys in canada don't score in a pub...being from the states you go to a pub in canada and ask for fries you never know what u might get as a condiment i kid u not....condiments i have been given....mayonnaise, mustard, fry sauce-combination of stuff...almost never ketchup and drum roll malt vinegar which i grew to love on fries...don't knock it till you tried it and if cholesterol isn't a problem have poutine, fries with gravy and cheese-yum...don't tell your dr. you eat this oh almost forgot the post-chick repellant, speaking of your ex, oggling too hard or not hard enough. showing a bulge below the belt line, not showing a bulge below the belt line, this is dependent on type of woman. and drum roll, being on fixed income such as social security and not having a car or much spending money..living in a hostel and unable to take them home is also a good one... Quite logical to offer mayonnaise with fries :) You can't eat fries without mayo! You can't eat fries without malt vinegar. Fries, fish, pickled egg and pickled onions, liberally coated with luverly vinegar, Yum.. In Australia I was yearning so much for a fries, the normal way with mayonnaise. I managed to get it, dude gave me a teaspoon of mayo ![]() 2-3 full tablespoons is what it takes!! |
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Don't think I mentioned it but... chewed off fingernails. And biting them even when on a date with me.
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the normal way with mayonnaise? ![]() ![]() |
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if malt vinegar is a repellant no wonder the guys in canada don't score in a pub...being from the states you go to a pub in canada and ask for fries you never know what u might get as a condiment i kid u not....condiments i have been given....mayonnaise, mustard, fry sauce-combination of stuff...almost never ketchup and drum roll malt vinegar which i grew to love on fries...don't knock it till you tried it and if cholesterol isn't a problem have poutine, fries with gravy and cheese-yum...don't tell your dr. you eat this oh almost forgot the post-chick repellant, speaking of your ex, oggling too hard or not hard enough. showing a bulge below the belt line, not showing a bulge below the belt line, this is dependent on type of woman. and drum roll, being on fixed income such as social security and not having a car or much spending money..living in a hostel and unable to take them home is also a good one... Quite logical to offer mayonnaise with fries :) You can't eat fries without mayo! ![]() |
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Edited by
Acquired Taste
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Sun 04/04/21 05:29 AM
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funny at that last one...i was in san fran a while back...a panhandler was actually using a large fry pan...hey look i'm a panhandler, see my pan...it was a little funny and his delivery was good so i gave him a buck...
being sweaty, not being a good listener....not letting them order what they want because you are paying....i took a woman out to eat, she was decent looking, it was a pub, she bought the most expensive steak on the menu, but by the way she ate i thought damn she is really hungry and she made up for it... |
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