One day a man wanted to win the lottery and prayed to God “please God if you let me win the lottery I promise to be good”

The day of the drawing, the man did not win.

Again the man prayed “oh please God let me win the lottery, I will forever be your servant if you do”

The day of the next drawing the man still did not win.

Once more the man prayed/begged “please please please God let me win the lottery, I’ll be good forever and your servant and always be faithful to you”

Suddenly the sky opened up and God said “work with me, buy a ticket”

hahahahahahahahahahaha

People claim "no one wins the lottery"....I always tell them "would you like me to forward you the list of the last 200 people that have won in excess of $100,000???

You can't win if you don't play....and spending a small, reasonable amount every week or two (less than $10-20) doesn't hurt anyone...and, hey...ya never know....

Funny tho...the same people who laugh at someone playing the lottery think nothing of dropping $100+ on online poker every week....

It is amazing how much we want things done for us but don’t want to do anything about it. I’ve been guilty of that for sure. Priorities I guess, the older I get, the more I sort them out.