Why or why not?*












*Individual characteristics may vary.

Why not?
As long as HE would be open to a cranky old woman.,...

Depends on what he looks like in a micro-mini skirt,
and six inch heels.

I'm sure if you don't hog the bathroom it will all be fine.

Which kind of cranky?

The "I'm a virulent racist and hate people and I'd actually hurt them if I could, but due to age I'm pretty much physically impotent, but I'm learning I can act out my rage through the internet and a lot of passive aggressive behavior towards those I am forced to be around" cranky? No.

The "my life is ruled by fear and insecurity, so I hide behind a cranky facade" cranky? No.

The "I never had to grow up, I'm basically an old child, and if I don't get my way I act out in childish ways and call it cranky" cranky? No.

The "I'm in constant pain because I didn't consider my health when younger, and even though I may try to mitigate it I can only do so much," cranky? No.

The "I can't handle change, and I'm old, so I'm just going to take my millions and spoil someone younger to give my life purpose or live vicariously through them, while only really asking for a minimum of companionship?"
Sure. I'd date that kind, if it was convenient for me.

He'd probably stab you in the eye with those heels.

Nope. No need for cranky in my life :)
And an old geezer, nope. A man preferably 4 yrs older or same age. I like to still do things, go places and so on.

No I would not, primarily because I'm not gay so it's moot from the start.

Are his legs silky smooth after shaving?

I'm sure they could be.

No, I'm allergic to negative energy.

As in your eyes water, sneezing, and breaking out in a rash?

Haha, no. Long term exposure to crankiness has an adverse effect on my muscles, they start tensing up to the point that I become almost paralyzed. I'd end up going broke with the amount of massages I'd need to undo the kinks.

I'm not sure that it stresses me out to the point of paralysis qualifies as an allergy.

I guess not

But, my answer is still no. Least not if the crankiness outweighed humor and a happy disposition. Everyone gets cranky from time to time, but the constant crankiness is difficult to be around. Becomes a pain in the neck, literally.

I wouldn't date a cranky old man, I don't swing on that side of the fence..... but I'd let him buy me an expensive dinner as long as I can wear ear plugs.

I'm starting to see a trend.

I'm sure it is more like "I am old enough and have seen/ experienced enough to where I do not suffer fools/ put up with silly BS anymore...."

It's like you can see into my soul.

I highly doubt he's put up with Crabby Appleton. (Me)