Two dwarves, playing the slots in Las Vegas, win a fortune. So, not having much of a sex life, they decide to blow a lot of money on some sexy bed mates.

One of the dwarves has trouble getting hard. Only made worse by being able to hear his close friend through the wall, shouting, "Hup, one, two, three, hup, one, two, three." Almost all night long.

It was most embarrassing.

At breakfast next morning, they discuss the night's events.

One dwarf says, "It was such an embarrassing night, I spent all that money and couldn't even get hard."

The other dwarf said, cynically, "You should be so sorry for yourself. I couldn't even get up onto the bed."

Funny .