God said to Adam, "I've got to go to the bank, can you look after the garden til I get back?"

Adam replied, "Of course Lord."

God came back about an hour later and said to Adam, "Well how did things go while I was away?"

Adam replied, "Well Lord, while you were away, Eve and I discovered sex."

The Lord said, "And how did that go?"

Adam said, "Oh Lord it was beautiful."

God said, "And where is Eve now?"

Adam said, "She's down at the river, washing her minge."

God, holding His head, said, "Oh, No, that's just not what we want the fish to smell of."

I don't know Mefikit, I doubt if you'll get much appreciation from the women on this one and I am one man that's a fan of the "minge"! Think there's a language barrier. Not familiar with that term but it's not hard to figure out..........................

Apologies to all offended. It is in the dictionary, or google it.

MINGE: Noun. 1. minge - vulgar term for a woman's pubic hair or genitals. crotch hair, pubic hair, bush - hair growing in the pubic area. female genital organ, female genitalia, female genitals, fanny - external female sex organs; "in England `fanny' is vulgar slang for female genitals"

I suppose I would have been well advised to have used the word VAGINA. Anyway, those were Adam's words, not mine.