At an English county cricket match, during a quiet interval in play, a streaker jumped out of the crowd and ran across the ground.

Some people laughed, some frowned, some shouted for the police to be called and some looked away, embarrassed.

When things had calmed down, after the incident, a TV presenter, was interviewing some of the crowd.

He came across two elderly ladies and asked them, "Well, ladies, did you see the streaker?"

Both of the ladies giggled and nodded, "Yes, wasn't it fun?"

The TV presenter than asked, "I suppose you nearly had a stroke?"

One lady replied, "Oh no sonny, we were too far away."

I remember a football game some years ago where a streaker ran on the field.

One of the broadcasters said something like, "What an idiot."

The other, and I believe it was David Niven, said, "yes, he certainly is revealing his shortcomings".

Funny .