As I was walking along the cliff path, I stumbled and fell over the edge and slid down 10 or 15 feet where I was able to grasp a branch growing out of the rocks.

I hung there for a while and looking down I realised that I was approximately 120 feet above the rocks and tide below.

I was also losing the feeling in my fingers and knew it was only a short time before I would be forced to let go and plumet to my death on the rocks below.

So, I prayed, "IS THERE ANYONE UP THERE CAN HELP ME?"

A booming voice came back, "LET GO MY SON, I WILL SAVE YOU."

I took a deep breath and shouted, "IS THERE ANYONE ELSE UP THERE?"

do you have a book full of these or something????

No, but I do find good ones and either remember them or write them down.

If you don't mind foul language, try YouTube and search for "Jethro Standup Comedy". Look for a video called "Not for the Vicar".

I am on a mission to help "some" people get through this health crisis, by having fun.

I hope you can always help "some" reserved and unemotional people (you know what I meant!) and make them laugh.



I hope I am not immediately shunned, as I'm laughing loud here in your thread.

No shun. It's good to have friends, especially ones that enjoy a laugh.

*Straight face alert*

Well, thank you! It's always nice to see (and watch) "those reserved people" dying-laugh. I managed to look up above the sky where I put my shadow sometimes and let the sun put some smiles on my face.

*singing "God save the Queen"*

See, I can hardly make you laugh!

Thank you Mefitkit , you always give me a good laugh . It’s good to have that during these times

Humour has many facets and genres. I am only happy that some of my favourite jokes are being enjoyed by people who deserve a lift in these CV19 stricken days.

Viva le joke.

Ha ha ha. Well done