After a long day in court, the judge went on a bender.

He kept looking at his watch and deciding there was plenty of time to have just one more drink.

This he did about ten times, eventually leaving the bar, he staggered home.

Half way home the booze took over and he threw up all over the front of his suit.

Now he would have to think of an excuse to tell his wife when he got home.

By the time he arrived home he had sobered up sufficiently to be able to come up with a story for his wife.

He told her, "As I was leaving court this evening, a drunk man staggered out of a bar and threw up all over the front of my court clothes. A policemen nearby was able to arrest the man and I will see him in court tomorrow."

He excused himself and crawled into bed.

Next morning, as he was having toast and coffee for breakfast, his wife said, "When you see that drunk man in court today, you give him plenty. For he pooped in your underpants as well."