A Chinese couple gets married -- and she's a virgin. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses.

He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darring" he says, "I know dis firs time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting -- jus anyting you want, you say - What you want?"

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. "I want numba 69" she eventually replies shyly.

More thoughtful silence, this time from him.

Eventually in a puzzled tone he asks, "You want Kung Pao Shrimp with Snow Peas?"