My girlfriend Rennie, suggested a bit of fun, the other day.

She said, "Why don't we make out a list of the top three people we would like to make love with?" "Then we can compare our lists."

I of course agreed.

A short time had passed and she shouted to me, "Are you ready? I've finished my list."

I replied, "Yes."

She said, "OK, let's swap lists and see who we've picked."

I handed over my list and took hers.

On her list was Brad Pitt, Leonardo DeCaprio and Tom Cruise. "Oh my God", I thought, "Wait until she sees my list."

My list was ... Your sister. Your mum. Jean from across the street.

Never saw Rennie much after that. So, be warned, young men. Sometimes it is better to tell lies. Ha ha ha.