Harry always got drunk before going home after work. His wife, Jane, would shout at him until she got a headache. One day while talking to a friend, Jane explained the goings on after work with Harry. The friend suggested treating Harry differently. Taking off his shoes, making him a cup of coffee and maybe giving him a kiss. So Jane tried that the next evening. Jane did as her friend had said. Even down to giving Harry a big kiss. Then she added a bit of her own treatment and said to Harry, "Do you think we should go to bed now?" Harry replied, "We might as well, I'm going to get a terrible rollicking when I get home, anyway."

How funny that that story...It's a good one, most likely true tho...