When I was much younger, one day at school, my friend turned up wearing a beautiful wrist watch. "Where did you get that?" I asked him. He told me that he had heard his parents' bed springs squeaking and had gone to investigate. When he opened their door, his mum and dad were making love. Later his dad had said to him that if he kept it a secret, he would buy him a watch. So, here it was.

Later that week, I too heard my parents' bed squeaking and went into their room, hoping I could catch them making love. Sure enough, they were. My dad looked round at me and said, "What do you want?" I replies, "I wanna watch." My dad answered with, "Well pull up a chair and be quiet."

Funny .