Topic: Fresh sandwiches.
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Sat 09/19/20 09:28 AM
I went to visit my elderly mother the other day. She told me that there were some crab paste sandwiches and a glass of milk in the kitchen. I went to the kitchen and took a bite of one of the sandwiches. HOLY MOLY it was disgusting. I went to the sink and spat it out. I called in to my mother in the other room, "Where on earth did you get that crab paste?" She replied, "In the chemist's"