Topic: How to pick up Mature Women | |
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I would value any advice from you ladies on how a younger gentlemen can pick up mature ladies. Thanks to all
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1st ALWAYS have their permission
2nd lift with your legs not with your back of course you should really learn that picking up ladies is frowned upon most of them prefer to get asked out after polite introductions |
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1st ALWAYS have their permission 2nd lift with your legs not with your back of course you should really learn that picking up ladies is frowned upon most of them prefer to get asked out after polite introductions Especially if it's a man without a face... you could end up with an elbow in the face, another in the gut, and a solid kick in the nuts for desert. |
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I believe it's wisdom gained from experience
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Once you have her up you should sling her over your shoulder. They really like that.
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Remember, always drag them by the hair.
Well... If you drag them by the ankles, they could fill up with gravel. |
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buying them comfy bras
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Edited by
Unknow
on
Fri 09/04/20 07:50 AM
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For some you might consider investing in a hoyer lift.
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I would value any advice from you ladies on how a younger gentlemen can pick up mature ladies. Thanks to all Seriously, a padded dolly wouldn't hurt. |
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I would value any advice from you ladies on how a younger gentlemen can pick up mature ladies. Thanks to all Most mature ladies have no experience of picking up other mature ladies so they won't be able to help , |
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Delicately. You don't want to mess with their hair or make up.
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Different women, like different things.
One doesn't fit All. |
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Say hello. If they are interested they will let you know.
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Remember, always drag them by the hair. Well... If you drag them by the ankles, they could fill up with gravel. |
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Remember, always drag them by the hair. Well... If you drag them by the ankles, they could fill up with gravel. |
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Different women, like different things. One doesn't fit All. |
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Say hello. If they are interested they will let you know. Yes we will let you know if we are interested, because we should know what we want by now |
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Very carefully
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Read "The Interpretation of Dreams" Proceed
I know, I know...all these suggestions AND homework?!? If it's not one thing it's your mother! |
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