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Topic: MY QUOTE OF THE DAY - part 4
Poetrywriter Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 22675	Wed 08/04/21 07:25 PM
"Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves at the same time he does."

Poetrywriter Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 22675	Wed 08/04/21 07:26 PM
"My wife asked me to take her to one of those restaurants where they make food right in front of you. I took her to Subway. That’s when the fight started."

Poetrywriter Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 22675	Wed 08/04/21 07:26 PM
"Picked up a hitchhiker. He asked if I wasn’t afraid, he might be a serial killer? I told him the odds of two serial killers being in the same car were extremely unlikely."

Poetrywriter Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 22675	Wed 08/04/21 07:27 PM
"I went line dancing last night. OK, it was a roadside sobriety test... same thing."

Jah Joined Wed 07/07/21 Posts: 3	Thu 08/19/21 11:01 PM
No matter how many times you tell everyone you moved on.. if you're heart not totally in it, you will always find yourself anchored from the past. -just a simple realization.

Slim gym Joined Tue 05/14/19 Posts: 39503	Fri 08/20/21 04:19 AM
You only live once is a myth ! Fact is you , only die once .....

James Joined Wed 08/25/21 Posts: 8	Wed 08/25/21 03:52 AM
I don't mind being alone, but it's lonely I can't take.

Unknow Joined Wed 07/22/20 Posts: 25	Wed 08/25/21 05:57 AM
I'm not perfect because I don't need to be.

Poetrywriter Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 22675	Thu 09/23/21 09:49 AM
"The 3 hardest things to say is 1. I was wrong 2. I need help 3. Worcestershire Sauce."

Slim gym Joined Tue 05/14/19 Posts: 39503	Thu 09/23/21 09:53 AM
It's kinda weird being the same age as all these old people .

Poetrywriter Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 22675	Thu 09/23/21 10:00 AM Edited by Poetrywriter on Thu 09/23/21 10:00 AM
"Me:...(sobbing my heart out, eyes swollen, nose red)...I can't see you anymore...I am not going to let you hurt me like this again! Trainer:...It was a sit up. You did 1 sit up!"

Brian Joined Sat 09/11/21 Posts: 97	Fri 09/24/21 07:57 AM
If you hit rock bottom, the only direction left is up.

Coldersky Joined Mon 09/30/19 Posts: 623	Mon 10/11/21 09:13 PM
Ask your teacher all the questions that you can about that history book! that did not mention about one who looks like me Black is BEAUTIFUL!, my late great father, R,Q JONES,WW2 VETERAN,

Coldersky Joined Mon 09/30/19 Posts: 623	Mon 10/11/21 09:55 PM
He tought himself how to play the piano I didn't need to see them 88s because I was blind we can see more than you sighted people will ever see my man Ray Charles, Coldersky minus the halo❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

Poetrywriter Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 22675	Tue 10/12/21 10:42 AM
You may have more intelligence but I have more class!

Unknow Joined Sat 07/10/21 Posts: 54502	Tue 10/12/21 12:50 PM
Genius always start's the work, Labour alone finishes them.

Unknow Joined Tue 10/12/21 Posts: 2	Sat 10/16/21 09:02 PM
The american people are the most lied to people on planet earth.

Jaan Doh Joined Mon 06/24/13 Posts: 2483	Sun 10/17/21 06:00 AM
Eat cake and be happy

Unknow Joined Sat 07/10/21 Posts: 54502	Thu 10/21/21 01:42 AM
The hard you hit the ground, The higher you bounce back. ⚾

Tammy Joined Fri 10/08/21 Posts: 37	Sat 10/23/21 09:45 PM
If love is anything, It is everything