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| Topic: MY QUOTE OF THE DAY - part 4 | |
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All anyone really needs to know about barbed wire is that it can tear the arse out of your trousers, give a cow a good fright, entangle a Yorkshire terrier for life, and is nasty stuff made by greedy men. |
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Apparently, women need to feel loved to have sex, and men need to have sex to feel loved, so the basic act of continuing the species requires a lie from one of you.
 
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Las Vegas and London, have a lot in common: they're the only two places in the world where you can pay for sex with chips.
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Las Vegas and London, have a lot in common: they're the only two places in the world where you can pay for sex with chips. Like sour cream and chives chips! Does the quality of the sex depend on the type or flavour of chips... |
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Las Vegas and London, have a lot in common: they're the only two places in the world where you can pay for sex with chips. Like sour cream and chives chips! Does the quality of the sex depend on the type or flavour of chips...
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I’m a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet. You don’t eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse and let a rottweiler chase you home!
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If you can't do the stupid thing that you thought of first, then do the sensible thing that you thought of next.
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Loving this post!
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Would you believe my neighbour was around banging on my door at 2:30 this morning?
 Luckily, I was still up playing my bagpipes!
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" Don't tell people about your problems, because 50% don't care, and the other 50% are glad that you have them."
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Confucius say "Woman who drink bottle of hair tonic have more hair.................by cracky!"
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m a schizophrenic, and so am I.
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Chase your dreams, but walk away from a nightmare!" (My Grandad told me this when I was a boy)
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Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking.
William Butler Yeats 
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If you can't do the first stupid thing you thought of, then do the second stupid thing you thought of.
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Right Now…
Somebody is very proud of you. Somebody is thinking of you. Somebody is caring about you. Somebody misses you. Somebody wants to talk to you. Somebody wants to be with you. Somebody hopes you aren't in trouble. Somebody is thankful for the support you have provided. Somebody wants to hold your hand. Somebody hopes everything turns out all right. Somebody wants you to be happy. Somebody wants you to find him/her. Somebody is celebrating your successes. Somebody wants to give you a gift. Somebody thinks that you ARE a gift. Somebody hopes you're not too cold, or too hot. Somebody wants to hug you. Somebody loves you. Somebody admires your strength. Somebody is thinking of you and smiling. Somebody wants to be your shoulder to cry on. Somebody wants to go out with you and have a lot of fun. Somebody thinks the world of you. Somebody wants to protect you. Somebody would do anything for you. Somebody wants to be forgiven. Somebody is grateful for your forgiveness. Somebody wants to laugh with you. Somebody remembers you and wishes that you were there. Somebody is praising God for you. Somebody needs to know that your love is unconditional. Somebody values your advice. Somebody wants to tell you how much they care. Somebody wants to share their dreams with you. Somebody wants to hold you in their arms. Somebody wants you to hold them in your arms. Somebody treasures your spirit. Somebody wishes they could stop time because of you. Somebody praises God for your friendship and love. Somebody can't wait to see you. Somebody loves you for who you are. Somebody loves the way you make them feel. Somebody wants to be with you. Somebody wants you to know they are there for you. Somebody is glad that you're his/her friend. Somebody wants to be your friend. Somebody stayed up all night thinking about you. Somebody is alive because of you. Somebody is wishing that you noticed him/her. Somebody wants to get to know you better. Somebody wants to be near you. Somebody misses your advice/guidance. Somebody has faith in you. Somebody trusts you. Somebody needs you to send them this letter. Somebody needs your support. Somebody needs you to have faith in them. Somebody will cry when they read this. Somebody needs you to let them be your friend. Somebody hears a song that reminds them of you. |
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Don't tell me how to do my job. I don't come to your workplace and tell you how to sweep up!
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My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger!
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If you ever want to identify tartans, it's easy. You simply look under the kilt, and if it's a quarter-pounder,then you know it's a McDonald's!
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