I’m curious to hear some stories about this subject, and I’ll be sharing mine as well

Turned out she was really just a shaved monkey from the zoo that used a special voice box that read sign language (I thought she was just really expressive with her hands). She saved up all her bananas, escaped the zoo, sold the bananas on the black market, then hired actors to play her parents for her facebook page.

She convinced me to take her on a romantic cruise along the coast of Africa where she set me up to take the fall for pushing her overboard (she actually jumped).
Her parents collected the life insurance, split it with her, and she disappeared into the jungle saying to me "It's not you, it's me, I'm actually a boy gorilla, no homo, just had to get away from those f'n penguins."

^^^that's bizarre indeed, ciretom

OT: no bizarre breakups here. Let us hear yours.

When I was 20 and completely bored with 3 years of college
(BYU, that marriage market!) and a boyfriend who told everyone
we were engaged, I awoke one morning, threw all my gear into
my little English Sunbeam, made one last call and headed back
to California on the day the first snowstorm hit Utah, cops
were pulling us out of snowbanks as fast as we sped into them.

The call was to the soon-to-be-ex boyfriend, I played the
following tune for him as I went out the door:

Linda Ronstadt's Stone Pony version of 'Different Drummer'

You and I travel to the beat of a different drum
Oh can't you tell by the way I run
Every time you make eyes at me

You cry and moan and say it will work out
But honey child I've got my doubts
You can't see the forest for the trees

Oh don't get me wrong
It's not that I knock it
It's just that I am not in the market
For a boy who wants to love only me

Yes, and I ain't saying you ain't pretty
All I'm saying is I'm not ready
For any person place or thing
To try and pull the reins in on me

So good-bye I'll be leaving
I see no sense in this crying and grieving
We'll both live a lot longer
If you live without me

Oh don't get me wrong
It's not that I knock it
It's just that I am not in the market
For a boy who wants to love only me

Yes, and I ain't saying you ain't pretty
All I'm saying is I'm not ready
For any person place or thing
To try and pull the reins in on me

So good-bye I'll be leaving
I see no sense in this crying and grieving
We'll both live a lot longer
If you live without me

I think 20 year-olds must be very dramatic ;-)

Nothing bizarre here.

I'm sure Bizarro might have some stories.

I never had a bizarre breakup. Is that a common thing?

216Marcus we are still waiting to hear yours !!

After 7 years together before and 45 after getting married , my wife told me she had made a mistake and had the wrong man !, There was no one else involved
This did not break my heart , I just felt I had wasted most of my life and wish she had mentioned it sooner , pretty blizzare ,

Ok Marcus yours?

I got dumped for "spoiling" an expensive hunting dog and feeding him "people food".

welcome to splitsville, population: you

My last girlfriend and I broke up 4 or 5 times. My friends always inquired, but me saying "We broke up, this time for good" started to sound hollow!

My friends would say "Oh yeah, right..." and I saw that they thought I was not serious. So I would say "No, the last two times were DIFFERENT!"

They would ask "How is that?" and I would say "The last two times I REALLY meant it!"

Ok, well it feels bizarre to me at least. ...... her and I didn’t live together, I stayed at her house w/ her and her 2 kids that she homeschools for at least 4 days out of the week, and then the rest at mine. We were transitioning into me moving in over there permanently in the near future. I loved her and her kids and was very good to them. I pitched in with the cooking, cleaning, groceries, etc. Recently on a Monday after I had been there for 4 days and everything seemed to be going fine even as I was leaving she seemed in a good mood and was nice to me. I go back to my house, and a few hours later I text her to see how her day is going, and no response. I text her a little while later and no response. The next day I realize that she blocked me on her phone, unfriended me on FB, and took all my belongings at her house and dropped them on my mother’s front lawn. No explanation, no anything. We were together for almost 2 yrs. I didn’t deserve that, at all. I don’t even know the reason. Confusing!

Once upon a time a lady I was dating told me that she would no longer date me as she felt she could fall in love with me. IDK Last time I heard of her she was about to marry for the 4th time, he was an engineer (her third). She had driven the first 2 into bankruptcy. So glad I was broke. LOL

I just learned that song -it's awesome

A woman I dated once expounded somberly (after a few cheerful dates) at length about her issues with men. I honestly thought she was explaining why we could not continue dating (if you heard it you would have, also -or at least thought the relationship was doomed). Found out later she wasn't. She was mad -thought I just stopped calling, but she didn't call me, either... oooops