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10% extra attention for any ladies who date me this month,
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Edited by
Tom4Uhere
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Sat 07/20/19 12:48 AM
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wait?
You can get away with 10%? All this time I have been giving 100% of my attention to my lady? I feel like I paid $200 for a $20 watch! Man, you suck! |
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wait? You can get away with 10%? All this time I have been giving 100% of my attention to my lady? I feel like I paid $200 for a $20 watch! Man, you suck! 10% extra so that is 110% |
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Wait, I missed the 'extra'
Thanx fer the clarification. I think they should all go to you. I can only give 100% of my attention if you have an extra 10%, it only makes sense they should go to you...Have fun. |
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wait? You can get away with 10%? All this time I have been giving 100% of my attention to my lady? I feel like I paid $200 for a $20 watch! Man, you suck! Always good to hear a man loves his woman so much |
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10% extra attention for any ladies who date me this month, Careful... Best think this through. Are you prepared to give an extra 20% next month? |
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10% extra attention for any ladies who date me this month, Careful... Best think this through. Are you prepared to give an extra 20% next month? I am working on a loyalty card system |
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10% extra attention for any ladies who date me this month, Careful... Best think this through. Are you prepared to give an extra 20% next month? I am working on a loyalty card system Good thinking... Best of luck to you |
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Have you thought of stamps. like the co op used to do. You wouldn't need the tech then. Maybe when a certain amount of stamps have been acquired she could exchange them for holidays. Or something.
I've no idea how the stamps would be earned however.. I'll leave that to your entrepreneurial spirit. |
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A two hour full body massage instead of a one hour full body massage.
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Have you thought of stamps. like the co op used to do. You wouldn't need the tech then. Maybe when a certain amount of stamps have been acquired she could exchange them for holidays. Or something. I've no idea how the stamps would be earned however.. I'll leave that to your entrepreneurial spirit. I did consider stamps but then thought all that licking would tire their tongues , an unwanted side effect, contactless is also ruled out , |
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Have you thought of stamps. like the co op used to do. You wouldn't need the tech then. Maybe when a certain amount of stamps have been acquired she could exchange them for holidays. Or something. I've no idea how the stamps would be earned however.. I'll leave that to your entrepreneurial spirit. I did consider stamps but then thought all that licking would tire their tongues , an unwanted side effect, contactless is also ruled out , You could do what the gambling sites do and give free points to spend on various types of attention that you may wish to lavish on them. Or perhaps attentions that they may wish to have lavished upon them. you could play with the wording a bit, i think you could be a tadge ambiguous on the finer details. Just had a thought.. Tokens.. like you used to get in the old one arm bandits. I bet you could get some on ebay. |
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10% extra attention for any ladies who date me this month, Then 10% more at Christmas, then another 10% on Valentines, Dude, markdowns will go on until you are all used up! |
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10% extra attention for any ladies who date me this month, Then 10% more at Christmas, then another 10% on Valentines, Dude, markdowns will go on until you are all used up! Tu don't you know anything about marketing at all? He has to operate at the regular rate for x amount of time before he can claim that there is a markdown. otherwise he could devalue the service being offered. Which could have far reaching effects for not only him, but all of us, if this thing goes viral... |
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..."what do you want for breakfast?"
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Edited by
ctr916
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Sun 07/21/19 11:27 AM
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...a good, "knot tying session?"
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..."a how do treat women the way they want to be treated session?"
i should love you for it. xoxo |
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