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arcadefan Joined Thu 09/06/07 Posts: 17484	Tue 12/11/07 05:41 PM
Questions that need to be answered!!! Can you cry under water? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? What happens to that extra penny? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why does a round pizza come in a square box? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON tv? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, Which no decent human being would eat? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why does Goofy stand on two while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why did you just try singing the two songs above? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your (well you know)? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, But when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?

bgeorge Joined Fri 09/14/07 Posts: 7850	Tue 12/11/07 05:43 PM
roflmao......dunno but i'm getting buried in pj's so i'll be comfy for eternity just in case

rozey2680 Joined Fri 11/10/06 Posts: 13559	Tue 12/11/07 05:45 PM


TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76438	Tue 12/11/07 05:45 PM
Ohhhhhhhhhhh I loved it laughed all the way through

mmiles21 Joined Sat 11/17/07 Posts: 2	Tue 12/11/07 05:50 PM
why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

soffit Joined Thu 02/15/07 Posts: 1165	Tue 12/11/07 05:50 PM


rockman888 Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 131	Tue 12/11/07 05:51 PM
yup...definately been up too long on this thing...

azrae1l Joined Sat 03/24/07 Posts: 3624	Tue 12/11/07 05:52 PM Edited by azrae1l on Tue 12/11/07 05:55 PM
goofy is a cow, his girl friend mary belle has utters, and so did he back in the 20's ok i'll edit this one, goofy started off as a cow but since then have morphed into his own thing. he's really not cow nor dog nor anything else anymore, just really....... goofy

azrae1l Joined Sat 03/24/07 Posts: 3624	Tue 12/11/07 05:54 PM
ok, i really have this urge to go threw and answer each one of these questions in the most scientific way possible.......

IntelligentLady Joined Sat 11/24/07 Posts: 104	Tue 12/11/07 06:06 PM
ok, i really have this urge to go threw and answer each one of these questions in the most scientific way possible....... as do I but I can't think of an appropriate, ladylike, politcally correct, accepted by the moderators way to explain the astroid/hemmrhoid question

azrae1l Joined Sat 03/24/07 Posts: 3624	Tue 12/11/07 06:11 PM
i'd say it's cuz we're sitting in the ass crack of the universe

emlo Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 201	Tue 12/11/07 06:14 PM
lol i just had to sing a long how sad

Illithed Joined Tue 12/04/07 Posts: 51	Tue 12/11/07 06:18 PM Edited by Illithed on Tue 12/11/07 06:43 PM
Questions that need to be answered!!! I can answere some of these for ya! Can you cry under water? Yes, but you can ony tell if your not in the ocean -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? What happens to that extra penny? Nothing when you put your two cents in your buying the rite to speak. When you are given a penny for your thoughts your opinion is beeing purchased -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Only if they are not unclean, If you wern't so lucky and were buried in dirty cloths you get to live out eternity naked ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? We have priorities -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? I dunno about anyone elses kid but when my sons sleeping I can squish his cheeks to make his mouth move and talk to someone and he doesn't even flinch. He may not sleep long but he sure sleeps soundly -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON tv? We are all secretly cats -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? Whoever coined the term must have been pear shaped and needed the extra pair of gitch -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, Which no decent human being would eat? Self defense You don't have to eat everything you make. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? Whoever asked this question doesn't know who Jimmy is... I care Jimmy.. I care -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Delete this question... please. lol. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Yeah they share the same melody Bah Bah black sheep -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why did you just try singing the two songs above? Raise your glass if you've already given the previous question enough thought before that you didn't have to -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your (well you know)? I can answere this question literally if you'd like -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, But when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? Bad breath... Fresh air... I can understand this. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place? Only if you send me forwards

Rapunzel Joined Tue 08/22/06 Posts: 16246	Tue 12/11/07 06:45 PM
those are so funny Charles

arcadefan Joined Thu 09/06/07 Posts: 17484	Wed 12/12/07 06:45 PM
those are so funny Charles thank you vanessa

arcadefan Joined Thu 09/06/07 Posts: 17484	Wed 12/12/07 06:47 PM
thank you all who has posted on here... got the idea from a good friend i hang out once in awhile he is a hard man to get hold of but we do keep in touch..