Resimay

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the offiser job what I saw in the paper. I can
Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole
really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

Im lookin for a Jobb as a offiser but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job
thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you
want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

BRYAN nikname Beefy

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.


(a handsome hunk... won't paste use ur imagination)




Employer's response:.....

Dear Beefy-I mean Bryan ,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check. You're hired.

how ironic about 3 posts down somebody was asking about help with their resume.

lol i actually got one like that once when i was a manager for a shop it was a crumpled piece of paper too lol

lol

Sounds like some CV's I have to go through over here in UK

the worst i've ever gotten (was a general manager for 10 years before opening my own business) and 18 year old very attractive girl applied for my secretary, nice pink envelope, inside i nicely folded pink piece of paper, all over that she sprayed a nice perfume. resume reads: "please hire me, i need a job" accompanying it was a poloroid of her in a bikini. she got the job

Uh huh...thats probably what my resume looks like to an employer. Not to mention the job market just sucks right now. Maybe I need to leave Jax.

just goes to show. you gotta use every "asset" the good lord gives ya!

How ded you git a cope of my resamie?

Muscle.... the pic included somewhat looked similar to urs... now that is funny.....

i dont understand how you got my resume

lmao