ladys do ye really fart and whos ok to say it out ??

Timhehirl wants attention.

Well I must admit I do . I have two memories of such (1) the house I grew up in had the air conditioning vents on the floor and so I took and farted in it and then closed the vent. Needless to say I stunk up the house for a little while . (2) me and my brother would tape record our farts. One day we turned on the radio and a Pizza Hut commercial was on so my brother had to fart so he proceeded to turn on the tape recorder and said “This my fart by Pizza Hut” and did a short then a high pitched fart . I mainly do mine at the dinner table at home and my mom would often say to me “I hope you don’t do this at work” and I tell her “no”. My dad tells me I remind him of a girl he went to school with, she was loud and proud, do it in your face or on your lap. I don’t do either but will lift my leg for effect.

that is really good story enjoyed the read made me laugh great to see someone as fun and exciting as you

Don't write to timhehehirl

That's what dogs are for; to have somebody to blame it on.

I must admit I couldn’t stop cracking up telling those stories . Another one comes to mind, I was in middle school and felt one coming on and tried my hardest to hold it in only to come out anyway . As Larry the cable guy would say “Lord I apologize for that right there and be with the starving pigmes pygmies in New Guinea amen”.

lol my poor doggy gets blammed for every then , but when it comes to farts
ya, you know its her , she can clean out a house on a bad day easy

but i still after all these years find it amusen , when she wakes her self up with a fart , sniffs the air and gives me a evil look like i did it
<shrug>

Yes and some people get a kick out of talking about it

Yeah, as they say “variety is the spice of life”. When I was a teenager I use to have to medication for acme and when I would pas gas mom would blame it on the medication I took. Now for the past couple of years I take a chewable gummy fiber chews before breakfast and one an hour before dinner and well you know the rest of the story .

Depends on what I've eaten

i only fart ladies when one's climbed too far up my azz.

Sprays fabreeze

Finally someone who is not vile and uncouth

(belches)

<~~~ totally couth.

<-----The Couthest