Topic: The whine cellar | |
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Post your whines here.
I'll start. Why are there so many whiny crabby people? |
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Why do they always say that a half gallon of ice cream
has 16 servings when we all know there are just two. |
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I don't have some whine right now but I brought some cheese
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but i don't wanna
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Wait if I whine about the whiny people don't that make me one of them
I'm just here for the cheese |
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Nope, can't do it!
Least not til after I've had my second cup of coffee |
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Speaking of cheese; why is it whenever you go to a party they always serve cheese and crackers? Why not put out some really good sandwiches, or eggs and pancakes?
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What would a wheezing old man have to whine about?
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There's nothing enough wine
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hi queenie
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What's with all the "good" UK wines having screw caps?
I want a nice Cab Sav with a good cork in it! |
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And why are they making so many beers with fruit and vegetable flavors.
If I wanted to drink fruit juice I'd drink fruit juice. If I wanted something that tasted like pumpkin, I'd eat a pumpkin pie. |
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Speaking of cheese; why is it whenever you go to a party they always serve cheese and crackers? Why not put out some really good sandwiches, or eggs and pancakes? Here you go, motown, I kidnapped a chef for you. If you don't see what you like, just ask the chef for eggs and pancakes Happy New Year, my friend |
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Say isn't that the Sub Chef from Sarah's party???
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I may occasionally descend to these dungeons, but generally I prefer the Positive Penthouse
I've learnt that once you linger in places like a whine cellar, it gets increasingly difficult to get out. A bit like Hotel California. |
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so we come down together, vent, then run back upstairs as fast as we can
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so we come down together, vent, then run back upstairs as fast as we can Sounds like a plan! |
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What would a wheezing old man have to whine about? Is that a rhetorical question? |
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i'm surprised he isn't down here whining about all the posting
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