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granted but then they turn black wish money grew on trees Granted but when you find a money tree and begin to pick, money is worthless, and people begin using shells for currency I wish I was rich |
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granted
but you become the lonliest guy in the world i wish cell phones were gone |
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granted then they all wind up in your living room
wish mint wasnt so strong |
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granted
*chews it up and adds some saliva to to then spits it into your mouth i wish i had a napkin to wipe my mouth off with |
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granted but its my tongue
wish i could soak in a hot tub |
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granted
but the jets dont work and it full of green sludge i wish i knew where your tongue was before you licked me |
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granted but you have to do physical research
wish it had been kisses in the last 3 years |
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granted but now youre being treated for herpies
i wish i could think of some more wishes |
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granted now you have to play for another hour
wish i had a new movie to watch |
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granted... but your dvd player is broken.
i wish i didnt have to work in the morning. |
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granted but then you have to work 24 hrs streight
wish the osprees didnt migrate |
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Edited by
duckiegiggles
on
Sat 12/15/07 10:59 PM
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granted
but then they all die i wish shutter would take back his granted wish |
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granted but you end up staying
wish she could think of more wishes |
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Edited by
Tameka
on
Sat 12/15/07 11:02 PM
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granted but none of them will be granted.
i wish i could have a christmas present early. |
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granted, but now you have to sit in the corner and not play
wish I had had a date for dinner tonight |
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granted but its with a transvestite
wish i had more peanut butter |
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Edited by
duckiegiggles
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Sat 12/15/07 11:05 PM
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granted
but youre allergic to peanuts yeah i cant wish any more thankyou! |
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granted but you are allergic to peanuts
i wish i had my long hair again. |
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granted
~starts pulling on tameka's hair |
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wish i had front row seats to that
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