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spending Friday night on internet
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As soon as ya stand up from pee'n, ya gotta go more.
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As soon as ya stand up from pee'n, ya gotta go more. 
OMG, just happend to me now LOL |
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As soon as ya stand up from pee'n, ya gotta go more.
OMG, just happend to me now LOL sucks
Like playing musical chairs |
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yep, don't know what happend to me, I used to play football ( line backer ) too
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Edited by
Stu
on
Fri 09/07/18 04:21 PM
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Ya know you're old when your use you football skills to reach the bathroom to poop.
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You have to go into the car dealership to have you d*c* alined and your balls balanced
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You have to go into the car dealership to have you d*c* alined and your balls balanced you are lucky, you still can feel the draft
I don't feel it at all 
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It could be worse. You could be archaic.
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you know you are old when you fart , and you blow dust |
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you still watching Golden girls
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when you sleep on the couch and wake up on the couch
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when you sleep on the couch and wake up on the couch
where have you been man? long time no seen welcome back 
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when you sleep on the couch and wake up on the couch
where have you been man? long time no seen welcome back thnx   well i was on a road trip and i left my phone at home cause i wanted to feel the old lifestyle |
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When you have the same problems you had as a baby: diaper, no hair, no teeth, can't walk, etc.
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when you forgot where you parked your dinosaur
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when your hair still growing but in your ears & nose
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Ya take your first crap of the day
at 8:00 a.m. But ya never wake up before 9:00 |
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When you knew what "Three on a tree" was.
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As soon as ya stand up from pee'n, ya gotta go more. 🤣❤ |
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