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Topic: you know you are old when
Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24707	Fri 09/07/18 09:20 PM
Wax coke bottle....candy cigarettes old

MK2 Joined Sat 07/05/14 Posts: 1540	Fri 09/07/18 09:29 PM
when you need to take 5 bils/day just to pee

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24707	Fri 09/07/18 09:41 PM
You saw several of Burt Reynolds' movies IN THE THEATER.

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21823	Fri 09/07/18 09:50 PM
Ya check the death notices in the paper every morning to make sure your name's not listed.

MK2 Joined Sat 07/05/14 Posts: 1540	Fri 09/07/18 09:54 PM
when Casablanca came for 1st time in drive threw

Stu Joined Sun 07/23/17 Posts: 22537	Sat 09/08/18 12:03 AM
When ya can't trust a fart to be, ..just a fart.

Stu Joined Sun 07/23/17 Posts: 22537	Sat 09/08/18 12:27 AM
When you sound like Rice Krispies when you move

Basha Joined Sun 07/02/17 Posts: 522	Sat 09/08/18 02:21 AM
You know you are old when, You start to believe you are old~ Damn...that was so cringy~

tessa68 Joined Sun 10/01/06 Posts: 1699	Sat 09/08/18 02:25 AM
When....you are lazy to get up in the morning..

Stu Joined Sun 07/23/17 Posts: 22537	Sat 09/08/18 02:40 AM
When the sounds you make in the morning sound like a horror movie soundtrack

WhiskeyAngel55 Joined Sun 06/10/18 Posts: 675	Sat 09/08/18 02:48 AM
When all your stories start with I remember when

Stu Joined Sun 07/23/17 Posts: 22537	Sat 09/08/18 02:50 AM
When you can't remember stories

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24707	Sat 09/08/18 04:48 AM
You've owned new 8Tracks and dialed rotary phones

WhiskeyAngel55 Joined Sun 06/10/18 Posts: 675	Sat 09/08/18 06:59 AM
When you're at the bottom of the stairs and you don't know if you're coming or going Wait what did I come in here for?

MK2 Joined Sat 07/05/14 Posts: 1540	Sat 09/08/18 07:13 AM
When you're at the bottom of the stairs and you don't know if you're coming or going Wait what did I come in here for?

Maria195 Joined Fri 10/04/13 Posts: 7361	Sat 09/08/18 07:37 AM
When ya can't trust a fart to be, ..just a fart.

Toodygirl5 Joined Fri 10/26/12 Posts: 14968	Sat 09/08/18 01:18 PM
When you stop dating !

MK2 Joined Sat 07/05/14 Posts: 1540	Sat 09/08/18 01:36 PM
When you stop dating ! never, I hope

eric22t Joined Wed 08/13/14 Posts: 27928	Sat 09/08/18 04:26 PM
you know you are old when you know what a party line is and how to use it

tombraider Joined Wed 09/12/07 Posts: 5042	Sat 09/08/18 04:44 PM
You know you're old ..when you're in a thread talking about being old ..that's why I'm not here you old farts are...

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