That is okay I have enough azz for both of us

Afternoon, mate :-)
I made banana/pecan bread for High tea.

Hi mikey, i'd say: Brains, Faithful and Funny!

A fiver only? You cheap git! I least gimme an extra quid to make him the right height!

Faithful---- £2
confident -- £1
Great sex ---£1
--------------- +
-------------£4

See, now I'm stuck, a pound short. I want "funny", but I haven't enough left

Oh well... unless 'sort of funny --£1' is on sale, I'll add:
brains--- £1

This is a tough one Mikey, I usually like getting the most for my money. But I'm with soufie and Natasha on this one...

Faithful 2
Funny 2
Brains 1

Unless of course you can grant me that half that you gave TxsGal

Half decent cook would be nice....It's always nice to take a break and have him cook for me instead

.yes! yes you do!..but what an ***.. mmmmmm...not that I would know

I just came from there. Sometimes I don't see how the women stand it there. I just got through getting a little over 300 profiles deleted. They get the most reports about guys sending pictures of there junk than they do anything else. Nasty people.



Which is $6.56 American I believe? Well, I don't know about other places, but here you get what you pay for. $6.56 wouldn't even start it. lol. Women can be expensive here.

Hum? So, Are you saying that a man doesn't have to have a whole lot of brains as long as he is faithful and funny and can cook?

This is wonderful I get to make a computer image of a GREAT MAN! why didn't someone think of this before~


Faithful £2
Confident £1
Funny £2


Beautiful £2 I do not need a vain man
Can cook £1 I can cook so he can help
Brains £1 Brains can be too complicated to cook!
Great sex £1 At my age or his age he already understands this!
Faithful £2 Very Important at my age no cheater, please
Confident £1 YES Number ONE! To trust God one must have Faith
Great body £1 NO~ we are humans we all are created differently
Funny £2 YES, I want to pee my pants and laugh.
Wealthy £2 No! What is wealthy A million a Trillion or only

enough to survive and buy his wife a home so they can be happy and live a comfortable life. is Wealthy considered a $60k a year or $130k a year. This is such a fine point.

most homes in this generation are $250.000 and that is a cheap home on the average. Most jobs pay $32hr if you have a BS, or BA or Masters, or Ph.D. that will bring you $230k a year you would be a General Manager. not a person working at Walmart or jack in the box. or staples or a gas station. Most people in this day and age stay at home and work. or they own business with their wife's.

Which is $6.56 American I believe? Well, I don't know about other places, but here you get what you pay for. $6.56 wouldn't even start it. lol. Women can be expensive here.

They are only expensive if you're going to marry them then they ask you for the Sun, Moon, and Stars to start a New LIFE! But for what you get in return for the next 30yrs is far outweighing the home she created for her husband and all the romantic nights and all the great homecooked meals.

Hmmm, are you twisting my words Charles The order I have it is Faithful, funny, brains, and then a half decent cook. So he doesn't have to be that great of a cook.

can cook
brains
confident
funny

Does paying for the meal at the restaurant count as cooking???

Romantic nights? Home cooked meals? I didn't know women did that anymore. About all I've ever seen or heard is, "You ain't getting none tonight". and, "If you want something to eat, go make yourself a sandwich or cook for yourself".



No, not meaning to. It's just, you only allowed $1.31 for brains. With only a $1.31 worth of brains, he couldn't even be a half, decent cook. Much less faithful or funny

Me personally, if I took this seriously. I would give the whole $6.56 and then some, just to have someone that loved me and at least tried to understand me.

Brain
Faithful
Confident
Great sex

All beauty lies here.

It should work inthis hierarchy

Alive $1
Naked$1
Willing $1


Pockets the other $2 ..smile2:

Oh okay Charles, I understand what you're saying. Sorry, I thought you were teasing. Actually I didn't give those amounts to it. Mikey set the game up to where you have a budget of 5 pounds. His list tells you how much each characteristic costs, just like buying ingredients.

His list says that brains cost 1 pound, faithful costs 2 pounds, and funny costs 2 pounds. Of the list, these are the characteristics I choose with my 5 pound budget. I was hoping to get cooks thrown in there half off, because it's nice to have a meal cooked for me once in awhile.

And I agree with you. Had love and understanding been on the list, I would have spent my whole lot on that too.

So, looking at this from a different perspective....it's just a fun game to play. Your budget is 5 pounds. Which ingredients on the list would you purchase to build your ideal woman?

Certainly a woman.

Brains
Confident
+
One pound of Honesty
One pound of Creativity
+
Great Body (she might need to unkink me)

Very Creative Thread, Mikey