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that is more of a guideline
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well lets have guidelines
 
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alrighty---remember to always pay his mailman, so you can check his mail for pornography..
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hell you don't have to pay the mailman,i'll show you my porn collection
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well, how else am i gonna put a pic in there of me?
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ahh i see your point.
rule #5 is supposed to be put my pet rabbit on the stove in boiling water but lets not go there
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note to self "rabbit"
okay rule #6 take your kid to the fair without your permission... |
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don't forget to plant it in their heads that you're going to be their new mommy
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got it
#7 knocking off all your girlfriends 
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i'm not supposed to allow you to do that but i'll pretend i didn't know
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okay, maybe i will just stuff them into the trunk of my car till you submit to me...better?
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the submitting part wouldn't take long
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now now, you have to fight a little, or this stalking thing wouldn't be fun...
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ok fine,i'll remove the handcuffs from myself than
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whoa whoa...handcuffs...i am slipping, either i don't remember putting them on or we have another stalker?
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no i got a little excited and put them on myself.i submitted too soon
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if this stalker and stalkee thing is going to work, you gotta have self control
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i know i know,sorry.continue on....
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"i hate to be ignored"
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i'm listening *goes back to his gaming*
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