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Topic: Arkansas
Jtevans's photo
Mon 11/26/07 02:00 AM
well start from what you already know :wink: drinker

txmama74's photo
Mon 11/26/07 02:02 AM
uh that would be shiznit..hizzle and jiggy..laugh laugh laugh

Jtevans's photo
Mon 11/26/07 02:06 AM
ya gotta have tha Fo-Shizzle and tha Ma-Nizzle too though.then you can throw in something like "let me break ya off a lil somethin' somethin'"

txmama74's photo
Mon 11/26/07 02:08 AM
now now, the somethin' somethin' i do know about....like to give a little somethinn' somethin' every now and then..

but wth is Ma-Nizzle, break down to me, babybigsmile

Jtevans's photo
Mon 11/26/07 02:11 AM
i'm not sure exactly what it means but it sounds pretty good in a sentence drinker


guessing it means My Friend but i dunno

txmama74's photo
Mon 11/26/07 02:20 AM
sounds good to me Ma-Nizzle. and i am ??????? hit me with a little somethin' somethin' Mr. DJ

Jtevans's photo
Mon 11/26/07 02:41 AM
alrighty i'll break it down like this....



Baby girl whats yo name?

Let me talk to you, lemme buy u a drank

I'm T-pain you know me, konvict music nappy boy ooo wee

I know the club close at three

whats the chances of u rollin with me?

back to the crib show u how i live

lets get drunk forget what we did


imma buy you a drank ooo wee

imma take you home with me

i got money in the bank

shorty what you think bout that

find me in the gray Cadillac

we in the bed like

oh oh ooohhh oh oh ooohhh

we in the bed like

oh oh ooohhh oh oh ooohhh


talk to me, I talk back

lets talk money, I talk that

crunk juice bottles, oakley shades

shawty got class, oh behave

lets get gone, walk it out (now walk it out)

just like that thats what im talkin 'bout

we gon' have fun you gon' see

on that patrone you should get like me


(chorus)

i'ma buy you a drink ooo wee

oohh i'ma take you home with me

I got money in the bank

shawty what you think 'bout that

find me in the grey cadillac

we in the bed like ooo oo

we in the bed like ooo oo


(yung joc)


Wont you meet me at the bar respect big pimpin

tell me how you feel mama tell me what you sippin

a certified dime piece deserved louie one three

150 a shot, three for you and three for me

i'm checking your body language I love the conversation

and when you lick your lips I get a tingly sensation

now we're both 'bout tipsy you say you're in the mood

all I need is 'bout an hour better yet maybe two

lemme tell you how I live ferrari switch gears

when I whisper in your ear, your legs hit the chandilleer

passion fruit and sex all in the atmosphere

i'ma let t-pain sing so he can make it clear


(chorus)

i'ma buy you a drink ooo wee

oohh i'ma take you home with me

I got money in the bank

shawty what you think 'bout that

ill be in the grey cadillac

we in the bed like ooo oo

we in the bed like ooo oo


let's get gone

let's get gone

walk it out (now walk it think about it, awww snap)

now rock rock rock rock

you can do it all by yourself


(chorus)

i'ma buy you a drink ooo wee

oohh i'ma take you home with me

I got money in the bank

shawty what you think 'bout that

ill be in the grey cadillac

we in the bed like ooo oo

we in the bed like ooo oo

txmama74's photo
Mon 11/26/07 02:47 AM
bigsmile i like it like thatbigsmile bigsmile

Jtevans's photo
Mon 11/26/07 02:59 AM
another good'en


Ohh Beeby, The way you shake it
I can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen an @$$ like that
The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING
I don’t believe it, it’s almost to good to be true
I ain’t never seen an @$$ like that
The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING

The way she moves, she’s like a belly-dancer
She shakin that @$$ to the new Nelly jams
I think someone’s at the door but I don’t think Imma answer
Police saying, FREEZE... DOING DOING DOING
What do you mean freeze? Please I’m a human being
I have needs, I’m not done, not til I’m finished peeing
I’m not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
I’m already on my knees, I can’t get on the ground any further
It’s impossible for me, And do not treat me like a murderer
I just like to pee, pee, pee, Yes, I make R&B
I sing song, it Ring-a-Chong-a-Ching-Chong-Chong-Ching
Syke, I joke I joke, I kid I kid. If offend, I’m sorry
Please, Please forgive, for I am Triumph, the puppet dog
I am a mere puppet, I can get away anything I say and you will love

The way you shake it
I can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen an @$$ like that
The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING
Jessica Simpson, looks oh so tempting
Nick, I ain’t never seen an @$$ like that
Every time I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes DOING DOING DOIN

Mary Kate and Ashley used to be so handsome
Now they getting older, they’re starting to grow bum-bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Police saying, FREEZE... DOING DOING DOING
What do you mean freeze? JEEZ I just got my seat
I have ticket, look I put away, my zipper’s zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theatre, please
I did not even get to see Mary Kate’s shower scene
I didn’t mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don’t treat me like I’m Pee-Wee Herman
This movie’s PG, Mr. Office, I demand to see my attorney
I will simple plead innocent, cop a plea, and be free
Free, yes free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyers with Michael, He’s too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulder’s are like man
And I could say that and you laugh cause there’s a puppet on my hand

The way you shake it
I can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen an @$$ like that
The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING
Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so I ain’t never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I’ll say @$$ and she’ll make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING

The way she moves she dances like a GO-GO
In that video she sings get out your puzzle
I need a new boyfriend, Hi my name is Jo-Jo
Police saying, FREEZE... DOING DOING DOING
What do you mean freeze? My computers will be seized
And my keys to my ranch. I just bake cookies
Mr. Office, lookie, take a woof of this
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don’t even know if I could say the word peepee
Pee on the radio but I think I did
Janet is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit
Syke, I joke I joke, I kid I kid. I don’t think my joke is working
I must flea quick, get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Aronld, get down

The way you shake it
I can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen an @$$ like that
The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING
So Gwen Stafani will you peepee on me, Please
I ain’t never seen an @$$ like that
Cause the way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING

txmama74's photo
Mon 11/26/07 03:04 AM
OMG..jt- laugh laugh laugh

txmama74's photo
Mon 11/26/07 03:05 AM
give me a sec.

laughing tooo hardlaugh laugh laugh laugh

Jtevans's photo
Mon 11/26/07 03:09 AM
i guess i could break out some old school stuff drinker

txmama74's photo
Mon 11/26/07 03:12 AM
i think i am cramping up....ouch....stomach is hurtinglaugh laugh laugh laugh

Jtevans's photo
Mon 11/26/07 03:15 AM
ummm it scares me when women mention cramping

txmama74's photo
Mon 11/26/07 03:21 AM
laugh laugh noway


cramping cramping CRAMPING


Jtevans's photo
Mon 11/26/07 03:23 AM
is it one of those lashing out type of cramps?am i gonna have to curl up in a ball in the corner?

txmama74's photo
Mon 11/26/07 03:27 AM
no, my friend didn't visit me yet! so you can fear not!





CRAMPING




laugh

sorry


Jtevans's photo
Mon 11/26/07 03:32 AM
ahh Fo-Shizzle Ma-Nizzle

txmama74's photo
Mon 11/26/07 03:33 AM
back at ya Ma-Nizzle








CRAMPING


sorrybigsmile

Jtevans's photo
Mon 11/26/07 03:38 AM
ya might oughta take something for them cramps...

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