Brains plays "Mission Impossible theme"

She chews her gum like a crazed wild Wrigley's champion, uses the foil wrapper, rethinks "how would Angus MacGyver" do this.... oh well... drops from Jess's ceiling with the help of some damned fine "dust bunny's" inches from her ankles..... winks... yep beach it's here.... lifts up the halo... grabs the wires....wraps the foil wrapper about the positive lead... uses gum to hold it in place, dust bunny's retract Brains to the ceiling area...

Jess sing Amazing Grace real loud, smoke from her ankle appears and the black bracelet starts to hum.... great nothing like a saturday night hummer...LOL

you know what?? It could be worse.... Half the crap we post here, we'd be banned on POF for life..... LOL

I wondered what I could smell burning...

Heck just add an incense stick to the anklet LOL

Are you still on my ceiling??? I just lit a tree of Life Incense...ok, this is getting creeepy.

DOH......I could have been using the halo shackle as a stimulation ring this whole time?

It would SO be worth even smelling the smoldering dust bunnies!

My dusty bunnies don't smoulder, they take bromide twice daily, (an old prison trick I learnt)

Oh crackers no...... i did my ninja sprawl and am already back in the states...somehow landed in Rolla, Missouri...

Tell me why do the men here from Rolla dare not to post pictures??
Very odd indeed..... okay back in my stealth plane....

LOL Tree of Life incense.... hhmmmmmmm that is sprucely deep with a hint of pine, no???



taking notes ....bromide huh??LOL Okay this thought is way out there, if bromide is found in seawater would that not mean surfers exposed with have some erectile issues??

Yes, especially after copious bongs and beers or even beer bongs...

I HATE it when the surf is flacid
I'm leaving the bromide bong at home!

Dudeeeeeeeee (Beach) and Dudddddddddddetttttttttttttte (Jess)

LOL Thanks for the funnies.... I am off to POF.... on a mission to whiz on the mods....

Take care and Keep it real....

Fuuunnneeeeeeeeeee........


Whats a "POF"?
Kat

*** Whispers*** ( it's that Plenty Of Fish place)

the other white meat of dating sites..

POF= plenty of fish sssshhhhhhhhh gonna sneak in their backdoor I have been tagged there lol

so long
keep the whiz away from the tree of life incense
piss away moderately (with a hint of pine)

thanks for the funny smouldering bunnies too

Typing REEEEALLEEEEE lightly, so as not to make noise

Whispering.....okaaaaaaaa.......ssshhhhhhhhhh.
Kat

KAT WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

TYPE LOUD!!!!!!!!

sorry to butt in but here's my nube two cents: just adjust the deletion rules a bit.... giving the power to the users; a noble effort... kind of like socialism, but then the worst outcomes sometimes come from the best intentions.

The Moderator issue: one or many is the question? moderation by judge or jury 'peers'? i still vote for the jury even though most of the masses agree that most of the other masses are stupid.