On another site, I got a "flirt" from this guy. I thought some of you women and maybe a few of you men might find humor in his profile. I have to warn you it is long but it is so worth it. Is this guy for real?

Gentleman is only interested and prefers a lady to be, that is; if you are a real, true and genuine lady as follows: U S born citizen, U S educated through conferring University degree, (Would consider a lady whom is a naturalized U S citizen, born abroad, educated in another country, come to U S on legal status and obtained her own U S legal documents-as long as lady is not looking to date, marry, stay legally, get green, resident and permanent alien residence status, divorce once obtained all U S legal documents), successful professional, non smoker, non drug user, non alcoholic, no bodily piercings (except for pierced ears-not mulpiple piercings on each ear) no tatoos and non abusive-personally, psychologically, mentally, emotionally, financially, economically, professionally, socially, rather; gentleman prefers a lady who is personally, psychologically, emotionally, mentally, professionally, financially and socially sound, stable, secure, accountable, responsible, logical, reasonable, common sensical single, never-non married, (including not presently married, engaged, involved, dating, co habitating, separated, in process of divorce, etc......) straight, monogomous, virtuous in spirit, soul, mind and body, forever serious family and marriage minded, no children, able to have children; real, true, genuine, faithful, loyal, honest, trusting, caring, sharing, compassionate, romantic and loving. Gentleman prefers a lady whom is between 5'4"-5'6" in height, no less than 105 and no more than 140 lbs in weight, no less than a size 5 and no more than a size 8-9 in formal evening gown, evening dress, casual clothing, and no more less than a size 6 to size 7 1/2 in formal evening and casual footwear

Gentleman is real, true and genuine

Gentleman is a non smoker, non drug user, non alcoholic Gentleman is a U S born citizen, U S educated through conferring University degree

Gentleman is personally, psychologically, emotionally, mentally, professionally, financially and socially sound, stable, secure, accountable, responsible, logical, analytical, common sensible

Gentleman is approximately 6'0"-6'2" in height, 165-185 lbs in weight, dark moosebrown hair, curly, waivy when grown in, jet black when wet; strong, piercing, fiery, perceptive, deep, soft, gentle, kind milky, dark, golden chocolate brown eyes
Gentleman is clean cut, shaven. Gentleman does not have any tatoos or body piercings.

Gentleman has a tennis, golf, basketball, baseball, soccer player and track/field, swimmer athletic build

Would lady provide telephone number so lady and gentleman can converse, rather than e-mailing back and forth, which is tedius, impresonal as well as not being able to hear each other voices, as lady would agree, correct?

OK can you retype that in english and proper gramatical form.

Even footwear?! OMG!

What a FREAK!

that is a man who KNOWS what he wants...but last time I checked...mail order women robots dont exist

well i think i'm engaged to some dude from uk and a going to be a step-mum...wtf??? is wrong w/people

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! well i wish that gentleman the best of luck...........never met a perfect person before so he may be online for quite some time. Infact i think i feel sick now and in need of a lie down, I am exhusted LOL

im just happy if the woman closes the door when she uses the bathroom..but this guy.....sheesh

It's true, there really IS someone pickier than me....

The only thing he forgot is to specify her name and license plate number.

I find his methods somewhat "tedius" and "impresonal," to be honest -- although he does admit to being "U S educated through conferring University degree" -- presumably the degree is not in English.

And what is "moosebrown hair"? I don't have that in my box of crayons....

"Would lady provide telephone number so lady and gentleman can converse, rather than e-mailing back and forth, which is tedius, impresonal as well as not being able to hear each other voices, as lady would agree, correct?"

Wow... and speaking like that isn't impersonal, tedious, and archaic? That guy sounds like a spoiled little *****. It's probably **** Cheney's son or something.

Intelligent, playful Canadian lady prefers a gentleman to be not so double jointed as to walk with his head up his ...


Oopsy...taking myself to time out ...

can u say serious issues!? what a fruit!!

Holy moly -- he probably organizes his toothpicks by color and size! Too scary.

well gentleman...good luck with that one

Maybe he can clone one, if he gets the right DNA? Grow her in the closet like a POT PLANT!

Coming to think of it, I think I go against every single one of his reqirements



Oh shucks

Dear Gentleman:
Welcome to the real world, you will find your chances of meeting "that" woman, slim to none, not that she doesn't exist, but that she's too smart to be interested in such an egotistical freak!
Thank you,
A Lady

wow good luck to him
he is a nut case

I know where he can buy a blow up doll
cause that is only thing he is going to get hehehe

WOW. Oooooooooooooooo..kay.


I'm suprised that instead of writing all that, he dodn't just make out a questionairre. You know, the ones where you check off the boxes of all that apply.

20 bucks says that dude's 5'7", 375 lbs,living with mommy and has personal issues out the wazoo!