I've never gone bungee jumping

definitely tease...

I am offended that all the local governments aren't putting up Christmas decorations, oh but wait it doesn't matter that I am offended but the 1 in 10,000 people matters.

No

ummm, death by chocolate? oh wait, that's a cake. Ummm,

Def Leppard but I am sure it has been mentioned 300x

I wouldn't


Would you stop grinning at me?

I wouldn't.

Would you eat roaches if that's all you had to survive?

Dokken

Truck?

Being fat or thin has nothing to do with it. Yes, some women tend to gravitate to the men that treat them like crap. There's plenty of books on the subject but this is not a therapy session. It's about being a good human being. Women tend to not be as obsessed with the physical appearance of the opposite sex as men are. We tend to gravitate to those that appeal to our other senses. Keep in mind I am generalizing here and it doesn't fit all.

Oh please, how do you know what women want. You're 18?

Anthrax

I would and have.

Would you fluff my pillows for me so I can go back to sleep? :)

Warrant

Well, I have corresponded with said gentleman now. I don't believe it is a joke. Here is his latest response to me. Do most people talk about themselves in the 3rd person?

Good early morning, 11/17/2007 2:04 AM, how are you this morning.

Just read your e-lmail response, and yes am very serious regarding what this real, true and genuine gentleman is intrested from a utopia, ideal and as perfect of a real, true, genuine lady gentleman wishes to have forever long lasting mate in every areea gentleman outlined.

Keep in mind there is flexibility, however, the flexibility will not go to any far area of teh right or left of the continuum.

I have a thing for little blue boxes

I'm in Florida and there are several county buildings that are not allowed to put up there Christmas displays because someone got offended. BS! I am offended that it's not there! Shouldn't that count?

erotic

That's been my problem :)

Ratt