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Prostitutes and candy
What's better than sex? |
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Electrodes on the testicles
where is lemmiwinks? |
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At your local Petco store.
If you eat pasta and antipasta will you still be hungry? |
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maybe
if Jews are god's chosen people why are they denied the miracle of bacon? |
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God gave them all the money so he wanted to try to be fair to everybody else.
Will you see Michael Jackson in heaven? |
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Not any time soon because he has a full concert schedule in Vegas.
Why are Smurfs blue? |
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because nobody watches their shows any more.
What does blue moon mean? |
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Being butt-nekkid on a cold, cold day
How does the moon hit your eye? |
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From the reflection of my beer glass.
Why do men have nipples? |
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so we can make accusations of sexual harassment if someone turns on the ac
why haven't we assassinated Assad yet? |
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Because Hillary believes she can create an alliance with him. You know give him weapons so he'll give the Clinton foundation more fraud money.
Does fraud money spend the same as clean money? |
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Yes, but neither are as good as Monopoly money!
Do you have Bieber Fever?? |
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Yes. He is just fantastic! What a great young man!
Why do judges wear black robes? |
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To disguise the fact that they get to wear pajamas underneath them. A perk of being a judge.
How do you say "Happy Halloween" in Dothraki? |
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Shake yeri choyo
Will you ever be rich? |
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Will you ever be rich? Of course. I keep passing "Go" and collecting $200. If Humans dress up as monsters on Halloween, then what do monsters dress up as? |
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French maids, they're kinky
What is a policeman's ball? |
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One of the 2 things attached to his penis?
Are u an alcoholic if the laundromat is next to a bar n u decide to have a beer while waiting for ur clothes to dry. At 11 in the morning? |
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No, an alcoholic would have gone to the bar first, got drunk and kicked off about the bar not having a laundry service
What does god believe in? |
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Unicorns and rainbows.
Is it ever ok to bring a goat to a World Series game? |
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