Thou couples do come forward to wed in presence of thee

I'm not looking to get married.

Dearly beloved
We are gathered here today
To get through this thing called "life"
Electric word, life
It means forever and that's a mighty long time
But I'm here to tell you
There's something else
The afterworld
A world of never ending happiness
You can always see the sun, day or night
So when you call up that shrink in Beverly Hills
You know the one, Dr. Everything'll-Be-Alright
Instead of asking him how much of your time is left
Ask him how much of your mind, baby
Cause in this life
Things are much harder than in the afterworld
In this life
You're on your own


As told by the late, great Reverend Prince.

Dearly beloved,
We are gathered here awaiting for blondey and fox to solemnly swear in holy matrimony

Blondey and fox do come forward and thy shalt wed you oh children of God

Ah, we're having a wedding party!!! About time, things are getting a bit slow and serious around here.