ok war driver wash room then geezeeeeeeeeeee

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
PIZZZZZZZA
COOKING
HUNGRY
WAITING...
tic
tic
tic
...

I want some

BUT!

I have to go night night soon

mmmmmmm ,
homemade ham pizza...mozza , cheddar , parmeson........
mmmmmmmmmmmmm
pizzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Why must you torment me like this

at least you cant smell it.....
I'm goin bananas here!!

You're not going nucking futs are you?

yes I am .....ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
its gonna beeeep in a ..oh there it goes..
BEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP bEEEEEEPPPPPP
its READY!!

Some of you may have seen this, but since i's a diary thread...
Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary:

Day 683 of my captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and myself are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the floor.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am.

The audacity! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released --and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded! The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. The captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe....... for now...

Oh my god! and there was a guy he goes hey I gotta knife! and I was like OMG
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

11/01/07 07:10 PM
Subject:
Hi there,
Body:
Hi, and WaoH!!!!!!!!!! they're beautiful, I will love to be in the middle or under or at least close to them....location??please? Bye


1. You need to learn how to read
2. Steal your own imaginary gf

oh come on , I'm full of pizza ....
I'm confused already.....

oh an the kitty one...lol...yes I have seen that one ..its funny...

i smell pizza and it's 6 am...wtf

mornin...ITS FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUT IT'S ALL GONE???????????!


no one is here....the pizza is gone and the crumpled up blue thingy in the corner keeps squeaking...what was in that pizza

oh , check the fridge , I put some leftover pizza in the square container with the beige lid...
WATCH OUT FOR THE ROUND CONTAINER WITH THE BLUE LID THOUGH !

yum cold pizza for breakfast!! thanks Purple !! closes frige fast....the blue lid was vibrating???

oh oh , hope it didnt wake up in there......