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Dear Diary, Karma not mad (state of insanity) not angry even. Karma simply trying to stay awake so that Karma can sleep during day.
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Im in need of an enema!!!!!!!!! hurry up nurse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I don't want to be here for that.
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ha ha ha .........
I need a sponge bath !!...... |
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RECTAL CHECK????? TODAY????? BUT I WENT 3 WEEKS AGO!!!
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dEAR diary........I shouldnt take my work home with me....
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA HA!!!!!!!
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hmmmmmmmmmmm
maybe you should plot ways to bug work with home??
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uhhhhhhhhhhh how do I do that????
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I DO NOT NEED EXLAX TO HAVE MY CATHETER CHANGED!!!!
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ugh , is it the candy or the childrens asprin I took , gettin a rash on my face now.....ugh ...I'm a mess!!...
whheeeeez scratch... whine groan,,,,,, I think I'm done for...... done for the day..... 
poke me with a fork !! cause I'm DONE !!
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hahaaaaaaaaaaaa purple passes out........this is the part where paint your face like a clown!!!
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k......just dont shave my eyebrows!!
g'nite......
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gnite purple!!!
may I wax your eyebrows then???
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dear diary......omg its that time again???? the golden oldies infommercial with glen campbell to terrorize me again????
STOP THE VOICES!!!!!!!!!
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Maybe you could invite ol' Glen to the Geriatricathon.
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that would kill all of my generation..........
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Dueling banjos!
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Dear diary.....I just had a Hee Haw flashback...
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omg anne murray!!!!
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