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Ummmmm, you would fall asleep?
Is this a trick question? 
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Noooooooooo I wouldnt just fall asleep.....Ive tried this going to bed at a reasonable time before and it doesnt work....I end up rolling around for 2 hours and nothing happens!!!
 
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Nothing happens?
What a shame!
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get your mind out of the gutter!!!! 
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No
It's keeping me warm right now.
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Ummmmmmmmm ohhhhhhhh the visuals!!!
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I need some mittens, my hands are cold!
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Dear diary....that reminds me of one of my patients. He likes to wear nothing but a fleece jacket and mittens to bed. I joke with him that the reason he wears them to bed is because its snowing only in his room!!!
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Socks, put socks on your hands..
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haha Ive done that jess!!!!
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Just as hard to type with socks as it would be with mittens.
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If you put a pencil in your teeth, you can peck at the keys that way...
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Dear diary.......what would you do with a drunken sailor?
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arrrrrrrrrgh I have to stop drinking all this diet coke.....
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I can't stand diet pop.
 The taste is too chemically.
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Dear diary....can you imagine me on real sugar???
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You'd probably vibrate!
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yessssssssss there are reasons why I dont drink coffee.....I can actually.....oh wow there is that word again vibrate on it.....I can feel it going up and down my veins......its not pretty!!!
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ok ppl.....omg Im going to bed before 2:30 am......this may be a record for me!!
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dear diary, I think everyone died and now my dumb ass is here all alone. I guess I'll pick my nose.
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