The tornado in the Wizard of Oz scared me, you know what it turns out that was, a pair of panty hose.

Scared me worse than Twister, that Twister tornado got on my nerves. How come that tornado could tear a forty penny nail out of a two by twelve, but it couldnt get a bra and tank top off of Helen Hunt? That`s what I want to know.

If there`s one thing I can`t stand, it`s a gay tornado.

Out there chasing those Northern California tornadoes, that`s the problem.

That wasn`t like a Versailles Kentucky tornado.

A Versailles Kentucky would be like,

No we going for the trailer, but Shelia`s going to be naked when we get there. There`s going to be food stamps flying.

Is it just me or are most tornadoes very phallic in shape? I think mother nature is trying to overcompensate for something. he he

Helen Hunt getting her clothes tore off by a tornado would have made it a much better movie.

And this one too, Have a good laugh Daisyball&chain

she doesn't know how

You know Mitch, you have a point there, if a cyclone can strip a roof of a house in a split second, why can't it get a peg off the undies on the line?

Weird, maybe we need to peg our rooves on...

There you go, problem solved.