I am in Brookfield Missouri but i am from Tulsa.

I dont know do you?

10 his tractors sexy

I got a voicemail from her last week that i hadnt heard until yesterday and her vocal cords have been paralized for weeks. It was clear as could be.

thanks for helping me find it

thanks for your help its called Sissys Song by Alan Jackson

wings of an angel or dove no i havent slept in 3 days and I cant think.

My mom past Wed and a song keeps playing on the radio but I get too upset to wait to hear who it is by. It is a country song that says something about being on the wings of angels or doves I am not sure. Its a song about passing away to soon but not to worry because they are happy. So that is all I can rememeber if anyone has ideas or something they think it might be tell me so I can check thanks.

its gone now what did it say?

You r in the friend zone hard to get out

My boys

again all i have to say is

spongebob square pants all the way

here in the great state of Missouri my kids still get to dress up!! I made my son a outfit of all pink everything except his eyes and put a tiny table on his head he is going as bubble gum under the table.

A little less negative and little more positive. Basically all we know is you like to gamble, drink and you need someone because u are lonely. I am sure there are good things about you that you could share. You are good looking guy but your profile leave alot to be desired. I am not dogging you just giving what u asked for.

Things my mommy taught me!


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.
"

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."


3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

" Because I said so, that's why."


5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY




"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.



"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times.
Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.



"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16.
My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home"

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you.
Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: - My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

From Tulsa now Brookfield MO!!

LOL I know u do!! Every generation hate the ones afters style.

LOL So did I!!!