my cybernose tickles...

Do sausages come in frozen microwave boxes???????


Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!

Why yes they do!! and they are simply yucky!!

actually.. it's STILL in your computer.. it's just compressed and stored in a small data file that CAN be reconstructed if NEED be.. but to the regular person.. it is lost forever

I'd like to know who decided that a Hippo was a 'hippopotomus'

who decided where all the words came from? why a cow is a BOVINE and who thought up "bull"?

Why can't you make raisins in the microwave??? You put them in there and zap em, they should come out all shriveled and raisiny, but noooo they explode!!

Why don't humans go back to worshiping cats? I mean its seems better than invisible gods always watching us. Cause cats always watch us, and I can see it on the couch doing so. O_O

Have you ever noticed that rambling and randomness seem to go hand in had, my mind starts to wander rambling along with a million thoughts at once and all this randomness comes flooding in.

If the wind blows a grain of sand where does it go?

How did we know we could eat oranges?

If chicken soup is for the soul then what is for the heart??

Can someone live their whole life with out experiencing love of some sort?

Who decided we should eat cows?

Maybe cows should eat us instead?

Why exactly do farmers cut off cows tails, do they not need the tail to shoo flies away???

CHOCOLATE ISSSSSSSS A VEGETABLE !!!!!!!!!!!

Another cow though..

How do cows know when its time to get up?? Do they have alarm clocks??

Why do clocks have to have a loud ticking sound!? Honestly, I know I'm wasting my time sitting at the computer, I don't need a $3 clock telling me how many seconds are passing!

Why do people want to wake up alarmed?

And why do people willingly allow an alarm to wake them?

I find that alarming.

WHY IS IT WHEN YOU RUN OUT OF TOILET PAPER NO ONE IS EVER AROUND TO HAND YOU A NEW ROLL

have not used an alarm clock in 25 years.
drives 'em nuts. now i have preschoolers.

when i look at money i do not see the amount
of money in my hands - i see the amount of money
represented by 50 years of compounding it at a
rate of 14% annually which is approximately
1024 times larger....

There is nothing more random in the world of randomness than a nap , and everyone should have a nap once in awhile.


I wonder how often other people in the world sleep with a guitar, a book, a few cats and a phone???

which is faster the speed of light or speed of darkness?

How come snow doesn't last forever?? And how come it takes so long for it to get here?? I really want snow!!


I still haven't figured out what the hell kind of critter is in my ceiling but I hear it up there rambling around

why can i never find my pants when im drunk

you can never find your pants when your drunk because I swiped em

How come birds fly south for the winter in the Northern Hemispere, and fly north in the Southern Hemisphere?

And how do they know which way is which, do they have onboard compasses?