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Topic: if you have to
adj4u Joined Sun 04/08/07 Posts: 21254	Fri 10/26/07 10:16 PM
if you sell yourself then all you gain belongs to your owner

adj4u Joined Sun 04/08/07 Posts: 21254	Fri 10/26/07 10:17 PM
repost cause i hate b n close to last on page posted not for sale must earn on your own merit

Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Fri 10/26/07 11:19 PM
Is this a swap meet? What is my worth? Two bottle caps, three odd socks, and a potato gone to seed.

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Sat 10/27/07 04:35 AM
I was for sale. No takers, so, now I'm just just free to good home before my expiration date comes.

sin39 Joined Sat 10/06/07 Posts: 1507	Sat 10/27/07 04:39 AM
Clever gal Jess ...amazing how many you can feed on potatoes ujGearhead - have tried wearing a sign like "theemachine" and go stand at the drive through at the McDonalds?

littlewriter Joined Tue 10/02/07 Posts: 51	Sat 10/27/07 04:40 AM
ohhh, god i dunno! my sister's boyfriend was once offered 200 camels for her when they were in holiday in tunisia one time!

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Sat 10/27/07 04:41 AM
Interesting idea, but, I think I should try at least a Burger King. I gotta set the limits SOMEWHERE. Besides, the last time I tried walking through a drive thru they told me to go away :(

sin39 Joined Sat 10/06/07 Posts: 1507	Sat 10/27/07 04:44 AM
...and no oil wells littlewriter???

Jtevans Joined Fri 08/10/07 Posts: 30654	Sat 10/27/07 04:50 AM
"Pop Tarts...Does that mean you like to be toasted?" nope,means i like things that are cheap and sweet

sin39 Joined Sat 10/06/07 Posts: 1507	Sat 10/27/07 04:59 AM
Pop Tarts JT, are they some sweet bread, cookies, waffle like, crepe like...tell me please

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Sat 10/27/07 05:02 AM
I've wondered myself what they're made out of cause they have a shelf life of 254 million years.

Justy Joined Sat 10/06/07 Posts: 42	Sat 10/27/07 04:24 PM
pop tarts are a flat jelly filled pastry. Though I like the brown sugar and cinnamon one best.

sin39 Joined Sat 10/06/07 Posts: 1507	Sat 10/27/07 05:43 PM
Hugs Justy daarling kiss kiss JT - pop tarts are no good for you, maybe one but not 200 haha

theemachine Joined Sun 10/21/07 Posts: 725	Sat 10/27/07 05:52 PM
I would trade myself for a young beautiful and intelligent woman, a goat and a real italian pizza

sin39 Joined Sat 10/06/07 Posts: 1507	Sat 10/27/07 06:34 PM
theemachine - what's a real Italian pizza? haha

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sat 10/27/07 06:42 PM
Eighty arabic virgins. Oh wait that's my reward when I kick it. Twenty dilusional liar virgins, nineteen condoms, a case of coors and five tons of bat guano.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sat 10/27/07 06:44 PM
Oh 5 cans of redi whip and some turtle wax.

sin39 Joined Sat 10/06/07 Posts: 1507	Sat 10/27/07 07:13 PM
Man you are one kinky biker haha

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Sat 10/27/07 07:43 PM
Turtle wax? If you had those 19 virgins why would you still need to be waxing your turtle :P

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sat 10/27/07 08:03 PM
Oh cmon gearhead you got like 20 cars. You know what this crazy bikers talkin about.

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