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Chocolate is less mess You haven't had the chocolate syrup get every where then....   
 No I haven't. I can do more with chocolate and it's flexible. Anytime any place. less moaning or demanding do this no do that.
Chocolate can be added to many things. 
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Edited by
Goofball73
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Sun 12/20/15 09:37 AM
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Edited by
1Marie63
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Sun 12/20/15 10:39 AM
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Depends on the sex 
Yes. Things have to be negotiated or else it's on to the Godiva. 
for intstance..if it's a "brace yourself Mertle I am jumping on" or a " you can always make the grocery list while staring at ceiling" or " time me babe bet I finish faster than last time" ugh...where is my candy 
Yes, exactly this.
Sometimes it just isn't worth the time it took to get undressed 
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Are they not the same?
So that's where I went wrong |
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Are there any other options? LOL
Throw out there a full body massage and champagne brunch then it might be a little more interesting. |
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cool choice
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i would choose choc as sex is demanding on both ends not a single person choice.... lolx
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Yes
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If you get sparkling sex
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The Lindt Petits Desserts are pretty awesome too 
OMG don't tempt me. |
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I've been waiting for the inevitable "sex that includes chocolate" comment, which seems like the best option...
Depends on the sex
Indeed it does - I'd guess that few enjoy the "Hmmm, I wonder what's on TV right now?"-type.
hell ya
for intstance..if it's a "brace yourself Mertle I am jumping on" or a "you can always make the grocery list while staring at ceiling" or "time me babe bet I finish faster than last time" ugh...where is my candy <quietly puts the stopwatch back in his pocket> 
Chocolate is less mess
You haven't had the chocolate syrup get every where then....
No I haven't. I can do more with chocolate and it's flexible. Anytime any place. less moaning or demanding do this no do that. hocolate can be added to many things.
Hey, you said you LIKED it when I moaned!!  
One thing that HASN'T been mentioned: Sex can be pretty great - but chocolate doesn't break fingernails off in your back... 
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Why not have both at the same time ... get a chocolate flavoured pen and have fun with it before / during / after sex
Or ... chocolate body paint, o la la! Check out piccies online ... Running, wet, dark chocolate ... tasty, slippery, finger-licking good! |
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Why not have both at the same time ... get a chocolate flavoured pen and have fun with it before / during / after sex Or ... chocolate body paint, o la la! Check out piccies online ... Running, wet, dark chocolate ... tasty, slippery, finger-licking good! Good gosh, I blushed reading your last line
Like when you stay in a hotel and they leave chocolates on your pillow. I think next time I'll ask the chambermaid if she likes chocolate, oh yeahhh |
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Annierooroo wrote:
Chocolate all the time because you can get new stuff every time. "Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
Actually, life is like a jar of hot peppers. What you do today could burn your a** tomorrow. 
Time for the "candy is dandy, but . . . " jokes. I guess that could be a whole new thread. 
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I love chocolate coated biscuits or wafers but is there chocolate coated sex, the kindah finger lickin' good chocolate or maybe syrupy or sloppy?
 I love banana crepe with ice cream and chocolate syrup toppings:)
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I've been waiting for the inevitable "sex that includes chocolate" comment, which seems like the best option...
Depends on the sex
Indeed it does - I'd guess that few enjoy the "Hmmm, I wonder what's on TV right now?"-type.
hell ya
for intstance..if it's a "brace yourself Mertle I am jumping on" or a "you can always make the grocery list while staring at ceiling" or "time me babe bet I finish faster than last time" ugh...where is my candy <quietly puts the stopwatch back in his pocket>
Chocolate is less mess
You haven't had the chocolate syrup get every where then....
No I haven't. I can do more with chocolate and it's flexible. Anytime any place. less moaning or demanding do this no do that. hocolate can be added to many things.
Hey, you said you LIKED it when I moaned!!
One thing that HASN'T been mentioned: Sex can be pretty great - but chocolate doesn't break fingernails off in your back...
If you had kept it in the freezer it's amazing what damage it can do. Shhhh don't tell anyone about the moaning. That's a secret
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You fancy chat
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Hi Paul
Welcome to mingle You might find chocolates are more tasteful. |
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Why not have both at the same time ... get a chocolate flavoured pen and have fun with it before / during / after sex Or ... chocolate body paint, o la la! Check out piccies online ... Running, wet, dark chocolate ... tasty, slippery, finger-licking good! Good gosh, I blushed reading your last line
Like when you stay in a hotel and they leave chocolates on your pillow. I think next time I'll ask the chambermaid if she likes chocolate, oh yeahhh If there's mint-aero on the pillow, do give us a call, cos I may wanna join the party! I mint-aero! (can't get that over here)
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